Trinity Student Issue Archive: Volume 1

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Issue Archive: Volume 1

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Issue 1 • October 29, 1999 (690K)

Overpopulation not a big deal
Computing center gets shiny new toys
ASR to students: 'We are working on it!'

Issue 2 • November 12, 1999 (740K)

Profs to move in with students
Finding the strength to cope

Issue 3 • December 3, 1999 (652K)

"Mass Mailing" hits campus
Three dead, one injured after walking from car
$300 purse rescued from vehicle

Issue 4 • December 15, 1999 (600K)

Trash can murdered
World to end; spring semester cancelled
First-year swears off alcohol
Hundreds not injured in dorm blaze

Issue 5 • January 28, 2000 (544K)

Trinity classified by majors
Drama queen embarasses herself in class by opening mouth again
Y2K armageddon averted by Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum

Issue 6 • February 11, 2000 (644K)

Rich old white men best, votes Board
Students suffer from severe lack of entertainment-based curriculum
Students to just see how evening goes

Issue 7 • February 25, 2000 (580K)

'Stop the prop' a success
Greeks of today in no way resemble ancient Greeks
'GDI' participants enjoy beans, Star Wars
Slapping that ass up: an interview with a butt-slapping athelete

Issue 8 • March 20, 2000 (656K)

ASR, TAC pretend to elect new officials
Culture forcefully pummeled into little bastard
Know your student org candidates

Issue 9 • April 3, 2000 (380K)

'Trinity Bubble' construction to begin
Physical Plant: 'You'll never love door handles the way I do'
Power-ups help students mee homework challenges
Admissions dept. admits nothing

Issue 10 • April 14, 2000 (356K)

President Brazil attempts to bribe senior John Breazeale
Aramark launches 'Eat all you can, we're still ripping you off' buffets
Pedestrians injured by public eye contact
Post-tour guide syndrome: living one day at a time
Spankings to replace service hours

Issue 11 • April 28, 2000 (356K)

ASR to boost school spirit with real tiger
Door-propping students assaulted by vigilante 'Prop-stoppers'
Prof mistakes classroom for comedy club

Issue 12 • May 5, 2000

Brazil makes sweeping effort to revive TigerTV
Mysterious marks in parking lots frighten, confuse students
Reading days relieve students, faculty

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