| If you don't know where you are, you're an idiot, and you need to stop clicking
on links without looking. Trust me. There's a lot of stuff that could harm people
like you. If you were to click
here
for example, that would just be a terrible thing. |
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| So, now that you're perfectly aware of the dangers of
random clicking, we can continue. If you're still unaware of the nature of this page,
then try looking at the top of your browser. Pretty, isn't it? Just keep looking
there while the rest of us carry on ;) |
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| I have officially the most mispronunciation-prone name
that I am aware of. So what is it, I hear you cry? Well, you don't get to know it.
Sorry, that's the way it is, I'm not going to broadcast that all over the world
quite yet. If I know you I might tell you if you ask nicely and promise me wealth,
power and chocolate. |
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| Major neurosa... or whatever the singular form of
neuroses is... out of the way, I can talk a bit about things beyond the name.
One of the things people tend to find out about with me fairly quickly is that
I'm a scientist. This isn't in any way a first and foremost business, as I can
actually spend large amounts of time not doing classical 'scientist' things. I
have been known to actually discuss such subjects as popular music on occassion.
But I enjoy science, and maths, and believe that when the revolution comes they
will be my greatest weapons, so that's that. |
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| Ye might also have guessed that I tend to go off on
tangents quite a bit. It's not my fault. I'm just like an amylopectin molecule really.
I also tend to philosophise a bit, although now that my sister's off at Uni I no
longer have anybody to indulge in such a thing with, besides myself. As such there's
a rather nice page about life where you can find my ramblings. |
