Discworld Quotes

You get a holy amulet from The Filigree Street General Store.
ShadeWraith opens the north door.
ShadeWraith arrives from the north.
ShadeWraith closes the north door.
ShadeWraith says: $*&@ all priests that use that $*&@ ritual
You ask: What did you do to die here?
ShadeWraith says: some %!# priest put the ward on that amulet i stole and it blew up
You cannot drop the holy amulet.

Nearby to the northeast, you see what looks like a burning curio shop fall from the sky. It explodes in a sooty fireball.
To the northwest, Turambar shouts asking: t-shop?
To the northeast, Takyn shouts: it just exploded

Maelin's wispy voice comes from the ninjato, saying: Argh! What's with these newbies with idiot names these days!
Sukizo's wispy voice comes from the ninjato, saying: I like my name, thanks.
Maelin's wispy voice comes from the ninjato, saying: Not you, Sukizo.
Maelin's wispy voice comes from the ninjato, saying: I'm talking about 'AllYourBase'.
Winslowe's wispy voice comes from the ninjato, saying: AYB is so last year
Maelin's wispy voice comes from the ninjato, saying: Well so are lots of things considering that it's only the 3rd of January.

To the northeast, Brother Goughfeh Tetsuko yells in djelian: !

Volrath says: selling nodachi for 100 dollars
Volrath leaves the game.

Very close to the southwest, Erike the Legend yells: 99 warrior looking for a group!
Sukizo yells: 35 warrior crying in shame!
Duran shouts: 106 warrior cought in vines
Mr Renge yells: 65 assassin looking at wall!
Nearby to the south, Mostly Reverend Riachu shouts: 90 priest damning Gufnork
To the southeast, Miss Faith yells: and a partrige in a pear tree!

Duran says loudly: Ghrrzg Xrepticca R'thag R'yleh Fthaugn!
There is a sudden flash and a streak of light heads towards Duran.
Some of the vines lose their strength and wither away.
Duran contorts horribly.
You feel a little like a birthday cake.

Remi's wispy voice comes from the ninjato, saying: is there a non busy pishite in OC? Nikki needs some help here, she's got -4 dex and 1 str

(newbie) MarilynMson: could someone tell me where the wizzards guild is please
(newbie) Uric: You're a wizard guild!

To the northwest, DaemonFrost shouts: Zasz, where are you
To the northwest, Zasz yells: I dunno!
To the northwest, Zasz shouts: I'm drunk

Goodie Aynda pokes you.
You growl menacingly at Goodie Aynda.
Goodie Aynda arfs at you.
You headbutt Goodie Aynda.
Goodie Aynda roars at you.
You juggle some knives around.
Aynda tells you: I don't even know what half of these souls do...
Goodie Aynda looks puzzled.
Goodie Aynda sentences you to eternal damnation.
Goodie Aynda says: Hey cool.

Goodie Aynda pokes you.
Goodie Aynda pokes you in the again.

One of the little old ladies asks: Well, would you look at that?
The dutiful priestess says: No, don't talk about Hat! Sandelfon is much better.

Ned Simnel exclaims: Feel my hammer! Not like that!

(newbie) BlueFear: how to join the assasin guild?
(newbie) Feantur: We cannot tell you, it's a test.
(newbie) BlueFear: so its useless to ask but muz go find it rite?
(newbie) Twiggy: Correct :)
(newbie) BlueFear: then how to join the warrior guild?

A priest heads east with a determined look on his face.
A priest staggers west with a broken nose.

Kull the Barbarian arrives from the west.
Kull the Barbarian leaves east.
Kull the Barbarian arrives from the east.
Kull the Barbarian leaves west.
Kull the Barbarian arrives from the southwest.
Kull the Barbarian leaves east.
Kull the Barbarian arrives from the west.
Kull the Barbarian stumbles off towards the southeast.
Kull the Barbarian arrives from the north.
Kull the Barbarian leaves east.
Kull the Barbarian arrives from the east.
Kull the Barbarian leaves north.
Kull the Barbarian arrives from the north.
Kull the Barbarian leaves east.
Kull the Barbarian arrives from the east.
Kull the Barbarian shouts: help Im so drunk I cant stand...
Kull the Barbarian leaves south.

(newbie) Nagal: i died now what do i do?
You tell the ghost of Nagal: Cry.

Batman has reconnected.

To the northeast, Brother Kalius yells: dex gloves for sale!
You yell: I bid one dollar!
To the northwest, TejonesTK shouts: 174 dollars
To the northwest, TejonesTK shouts: beat that
You shout: Darn.
To the northwest, TejonesTK shouts: what we bidding on

To the east, a town cryer shouts: Oh yay, oh yay. Beware of the Plaid Ducks! If they catch you, you'll be taken prisoner to Caneda and never be seen again!
Nearby to the northeast, Vashti yells: Oh no! Not Canada!
You shout: Not Canada, Caneda.
To the east, Steiner Casaubon yells: CanAda!!
Nearby to the northwest, Raybur LeBeau shouts: Blame Canda Blame Canada
Nearby to the northeast, Vashti shouts: That's worse than Canada? Ye gods.
To the east, Verra yells: go canada!
To the south, Quick-fingered Divad of the Mini yells: go canada!
Nearby to the northwest, Raybur LeBeau yells: Blame Canda Blame Canada!
To the southwest, Quick-fingered Divad of the Mini yells: go canada!
To the southwest, Quick-fingered Divad of the Mini yells: go canada!
To the southwest, Quick-fingered Divad of the Mini yells: go canada! go canada!
To the east, Verra yells: go canada!
To the southwest, Quick-fingered Divad of the Mini yells: go canada! go canada!
To the east, Steiner Casaubon shouts: Canada rules!!
A strange man wanders past muttering to himself.

Mostly Reverend Alianora of the Endless masquerades as a giant Guild Point, hoping to attract all the little Guild Points.

It has started raining.
You feel dry now.

A man walks over to you and asks: Could you direct me to the Merchants' Guild? Before you have a chance to help him, he gets mugged, clobbered senseless and dragged off northwards. Hopefully to the Merchant's Guild...

Miss Kneesybear tucks eekeeboo Forever in and kisses him goodnight.
Eekeeboo Forever tucks Miss Kneesybear in and kisses her goodnight.
Miss Kneesybear kisses eekeeboo Forever.
Eekeeboo Forever hugs Miss Kneesybear maternally.
Miss Kneesybear huggles eekeeboo Forever goodnight.
Eekeeboo Forever kisses Miss Kneesybear goodnight.
Miss Kneesybear snuggles up to eekeeboo Forever goodnight.
Eekeeboo Forever hugs Miss Kneesybear goodnight.
Eekeeboo Forever snuggles up to Miss Kneesybear affectionately.
You say: Oh, just disconnect.

You say: Teach me please.
Cohen the Barbarian sighs.
Cohen the Barbarian offers to teach you the command "kick".
Type "learn kick from cohen" to learn the command.
Cohen the Barbarian offers to teach you the command "punch".
Type "learn punch from cohen" to learn the command.
Cohen the Barbarian offers to teach you the command "slash".
Type "learn slash from cohen" to learn the command.
Cohen the Barbarian offers to teach you the command "hack".
Type "learn hack from cohen" to learn the command.
Cohen the Barbarian offers to teach you the command "impale".
Type "learn impale from cohen" to learn the command.
Cohen the Barbarian offers to teach you the command "strike".
Type "learn strike from cohen" to learn the command.
Cohen the Barbarian offers to teach you the command "crush".
Type "learn crush from cohen" to learn the command.
Cohen the Barbarian offers to teach you the command "bob".
Type "learn bob from cohen" to learn the command.

Coolio of Gapp exclaims: I have faith that people will see the light!
You prepare to attack Coolio of Gapp.

To the north, Shh shouts asking: WHERE IS T-SHOP?
Nearby to the south, Quick-fingered Merrick shouts: help capslock

You close your eyes and think of higher things.
You utter a prayer.
Squelch.

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