The Random Quote Page

Last Updated 10/25/2002

The Rules of Random Quote

1 - This is less of a rule than a suggestion, but it's important enough to be number one. This is by no means a site appropriate for young people. Due to some (okay, a lot of) objectionable material, this site is recommended for those at least 13 years old. I'd prefer older, but that's about high school freshman age, and that's the bottom age of nearly everybody quoted. Also, I suggest you leave if you, regardless of age, have trouble with this sort of subject matter.

2 - No offensive language will be used on this site. Any such language will bar a quote from use in the CHC section, and will be edited from the quote in other sections.

3 - Any quote may be removed by the person who said it or, in the case of a conversation-type situation, one of the people involved. The intent of the site is to be comedic, not offensive. Contact me, and I will remove the quote at first opportunity

4 - Quotes by famous people (i.e. from television shows, movies, video games, etc.) will not go on the site. All such requests will be ignored, and you name will be posted so that all may laugh at you.

5 - New quotes, as well as ideas for new pages or other ideas, may be sent to myself. Sending the quote does not entail that the quote will be accepted, nor does it give the sender the right to revoke the quote. Upon my receiving a quote, all right to it belong first to the speaker, second to me, and to nobody else.

6 - I accept all monetary donations, but only bribes that are substantial.