REAL NAME: None
OCCUPATION: Robot
ASSOCIATES/ACCOMPLICES/MINIONS: Neon Knight, Caress of Steel, Superbeast, Turbo Lover, Dr. Hades, Rooster
AFFILIATIONS: HEAVY METAL, DR. HADES
CURRENT STATUS: At large
APPEARANCE: Crazy Train's appearance has changed over the years; originally it stood nine feet tall and looked very crude.  The latest verson, last seen in early '00, showed he stood seven feet tall and could pass for human at a distance.
BACKGROUND: Built back in '82, the construction of Crazy Train was commissioned by the founder of Heavy Metal, War Pig, to create a little muscle for his team.  The original robot was crude, but it got the job done.  Over the years it was repeatedly destroyed but it's creator, Doctor Hades, was always brought back in to either produce an entirely new robot or to build the original from scratch.  In every instance the robot's basic CPU and past memories were both incorporated and downloaded into the new robot.  Most say that the robot has no emotions, it is just a mass of metal incapable of holding a grudge.
    At least, most hope that is the case...
POWERS: Crazy Train has been constructed with the latest alloys and polymers, making very tough and very hard to damage or destroy.  He...it is very strong, easily able to lift and throw cars for example.  Hi powered hydraulic systems in its legs allow it to jump great distances and allow it to propel itself across the ground at high speed, giving him his nick-name.  Crazy Train also has a full sensor suite, so it is difficult to sneak up on him.