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Do you consider yourself a Jeffoholic??? Well it's about time you join Jeffoholics Anonymous! JA, unlike other organizations similar to it, is not to help rid you of your addiction, but to help feed it! So all you have to join is send the following information to Me Here. Name: Age: Location: How long you've been a Jeff Hardy fan: Why you like Jeff Hardy: Prove that you are truly a Jeffoholic (I want embarrassing stories lol!): Email: Webpage (If you have one): **Please copy and paste this into a new email and write it exacrly as you would like it to appear here...I'm sorry but I just don't have time to edit them all :)** Also you must follow these 10 Commandments if you truly want to be a Jeffoholic: 1. Thou shalt buy a Hardys shirt and wear it day in and day out. 2. Thou shall use Manic Panic to dye your hair a different color before every WWF PPV. 3. Thou shalt steal all of your mothers pantyhose and wear them on your arms, no matter what your friends say about you. 4. Thou shall perform a Swanton Bomb upon coming across any high objects. (IE Ladders, Barns, Tables, cars, etc.) 5. Thou shalt never actually drink any water, but instead put it in your mouth and then let it drool out. 6. Thou shalt dance like only Jeff could to any music that happens to be on at the moment, even if that is your national anthem. 7. Thou shall wear only T-Reilly and Kiki wear clothing. 8. Thou shall worship Jeff's sperm and sweat (There you go Gecko). 9. Thou shall speak in a southern accent (even if you're from Alaska, or Canada). 10. Thou shalt also worship Matt, need we remind you of Matt23.jpg?
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