quotes : page 1
Liz: Who are you bringing tonight?
Charlie: Haven't decided. Still got two hours.
Megan: "What do you expect most from a relationship? A: Companionship. B: Sex. C:
Respect." I'd have to go with B: Sex. But let's mark "C" so we get a higher score...This
is pathetic, I'm cheating on a magazine quiz.
Megan (to Grace): Very funny. You almost gave me a heart attack, if
you'll excuse the expression.
Grace: Meg, you can go home, you know?
Megan: To what? My cable's out.
Grace: To Joe and the kids.
Megan: They're okay. It's good for him to be with them when they're
coming down from the sugar. He usually fuels them up and then they go on detox on
my shift. Well, you've seen them!
Megan: Just think about it, Grace. Picture - riding a bike.
Grace (softly): Riding a bike...
Megan: That's what you need to think about. And traveling. Painting in
Europe. And dating really handsome men. That I know - it's gotta happen for one of us.
Grace: I'm getting a new heart, not a new ass.
Charlie's date: I'm going to run and put on a little more lipstick.
Bob: Is that possible?
Liz: Really? How was I?
Bob: You were perfect. Absolutely perfect. And with the backlighting
up there, you could see right through your dress.
Grandpa (to Angelo who is singing): Would you go find yourself a gondola??!
Grandpa: If those tulips you planted come up and see only me standing there,
they're surely going to go back into the ground again.
Grandpa: You're beautiful, and no one is going to notice your chest.
Megan (to her children): Everyone clap for Auntie Grace, she just mailed a
very important letter!
Megan's child (to Grace, who has just unknowingly passed Bob): Aunt Grace, are you okay?
Grace: Yeah, whatever it was, it didn't hurt.
Bob (to his finicky dog): Come on Mel, come and eat in the kitchen like a normal person!
Angelo: I told him everything. I told him you had your chest worked on.
Grace: What??!
Bob: Do we know each other?
Grace: Uh, I think so. You been in here before?
Bob: No, I think I would remember an Irish Italian restaurant.
Bob: Can I get a cup of coffee?
Grace (with a smile): Sure.
Bob: No straw.
Bob's annoying date: I think your ass is ringing.
Bob's date: Is every dish here cooked in oil?
Grace: No, some we boil it in Swiss water.
Joe: Would you stop with the piano?
Megan: What? I'm not playing it.
Joe: Megan, I invited Rudy over - you know, to meet Grace.
Megan: Father Rudy?
Joe: I've already told him that you've had some work done.
Megan: My God, Joe, she's not a Buick.
Joe: He's okay with it. He's a priest!
Bob: How do I look?
Dan (the dog walker): Tall.
