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Thou Shalt Swing Foam

Thou Shalt Not Slough

Thou Shalt Worship the Twins





These are the commandments that are given. Heed them well.

You shall swing foam whenever possible. Revel in the joy of foam.

You shall never slough. Sloughing ho's find themselves removed from the rolls of the Tugennites.

At all times worship the Twins. Worship them in their fleshy glory. Worship, look, and touch only when granted permission.