Q.

Q.

Dear Taz

I have a friend who has a friend who supposedly has a mate who could quite possibly have a duck with a very bad speech impeairment.

Whenever he talks he spits and his toung hangs out like he has no control.

Do you have any suggestions as to what my friend's, friend's, mate can do about his duck?

Sincerely,
Mr Friendofafriend,

A.

A.

Mr Friendofafriend,

Taz think you mate, friend, friend duck stupid.

If he anything like my next meal, I mean friend daffy he should be shoooootated and eaten by meself.

Give Taz his address as me getting hungry pains in stomach. Taz no eat duck for seconds so meeze hungry.

(error, rest of message missing, there seems to be very large bite marks!?)