DiZ PaGe Iz FeR FaTiCe, OoPz! I Meant BLACKICE. WeLL, az yew all know, or should know, He'z a fat pig dat can't get enuff chicken. Da first time we met he asked if he could eat me. Me (LeaH) bein da big PerV that I am thought he wuz talkin about da jibbyjibbybangbang. Little did I know he wuz serious. He wanted to eat me, cuz he got a crazed idea dat i wuz chicken. I know, I know, it'z a LiL hard to believe, but yew gotta be on da alert 24/7. EvA get a strange feelin dat sumone iz watchin yew, lickin der lipz, just waitin to sink der rotten teef in yew? DaTz DeaN. If yew gonna be on da computa, and talkin in da main, pleaze do not wear anythang that will draw attention to you. For example: chicken feathered thongz, MaMa LoU'Z nasty fuck chicken wif mustered on da side, or anythang wif da lettaz C-H-i-C-k-E-N aint a good idea to wear when in teenchat. I ask dat all yew pray fer me, az I will have to interview diz phsycomaniacchickeninfestedpisshole PiG DeaN in a matta of momentz. (Don't worry, I'll have security by my side so he dont try any movez on me, GaWd knowz he aint eatin in 5 minutez, so he'll be hungry) LeaH: Hi PiGGY BoY PiGGY BoY: *bwOk bwOk* LeaH: Umm....sorry to bust yer chicken ass bubble, but we can't undastand yew if yew don't talk in wordz...and please keep in mind that tawkin wif yer mouf full (of chicken shit) aint polite. PiGGY BoY: *ShoVeZ a PieCe a BaCoN in HiZ MouF, along wif a chicken paste soup* Can we just get on wif diz? I gotta go in a lil bit. LeaH: Right, wouldn't wanna be late fer da movie "DeaD ChiCkEn WaLKinG" huh? PiGGY BoY: So....*EaTz Da LasT PiEcE a ChicKeN and BeGiNz to CrY* LeaH: Dean, please....please.....cover yer mouf while yew make those annoying criez out fer more chicken. PiGGY BoY: Me and my gurl Lyndsey have sumfin to do, so if you dont mind I'm gonna go. LeaH: OoOoO how fun, yew gonna take her to TeLLY TuBBiEz farm house so she can catch yew some more chicken, so yew can eat and fill her up at the same time? PiGGY BoY: *BeGiNz to CrY* LeaH: *HaNdZ PiGGY BoY a Piece of chicken* PiGGY BoY: *Iz HaPPY* GaWd DaYuM, all i can say iz pathetic. SooN ta cum iz 'Spend a day wif FaTiCe*

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