Thursday, August 29, 2002

 
You know, I think the best thing the terrorists could have done is just leave america alone... Then every stockholder screwed by Enron would tear Dick Cheney and George W Bush apart... but now they have this 9/11 bullshit to hide behind.
Wait, that's un-american of me.
Go israel! Let's bomb Iraq! Buy a barrel of oil! YAY AMERICA!
posted by Tyler 9:33 PM

Wednesday, August 21, 2002

 
First day of school went well...
Met new people, caught up with friends I haven't seen for awhile and even though the school made a new dress code (no more belly buttons, skirts have to be longer, no cleavagely goodness etc.)girls find a way around it. Kudos to you, ladies... kudos
posted by Tyler 8:37 PM

Tuesday, August 20, 2002

 
My first sermon
Me: If a Jesus leaves Jesus traveling Jesus miles per Jesus and a Jesus leaves Jesus traveling Jesus miles per Jesus, at what time will Jesus reach Jesus?
Chris: You know, if Jesus is everywhere, then I have a religious experience when I masturbate or when I-- Why does matt have two copies of Lion King?!

Stupid school starts tomorrow... at least I only have three classes a day... and for the second half of the year I only have two classes a day. They said I was mad to have a full schedule all those years.
posted by Tyler 10:35 PM

Monday, August 19, 2002

 

That's right, I'm a reverend. So... anyone want a baptism? I can do it...
posted by Tyler 12:17 AM

Thursday, August 15, 2002

 
My yard is done... tomorrow I have the day off but am helping my sister move. Saturday we finish another site, and then job is over sooner than I thought. I had fun, my boss was really fun to work with and the other people were cool too. The work itself sucked ass, but it payed well. We now have a nice happy landscaped yard instead of dirt. Plus... i got to drive the bobcat.
posted by Tyler 10:59 PM

Tuesday, August 13, 2002

 
Yesterday one of the people working on our yard quit so I now have a job... for about 9 days. Bow down to my money making abilities!
Plus... since i'm working on my own lawn, i am never late. I have beaten the system... if there is a system.
posted by Tyler 9:13 PM

Sunday, August 11, 2002

 
I changed my passwords and now I have to log in twice for everything because I keep typing my old password. If it were up to me, the whole internet would be on the honor system... and those who abuse the system would get anally raped by christmas kangaroo... who is the australian version of santa claus.
posted by Tyler 11:37 PM

Saturday, August 10, 2002

 
I was talking with a friend i haven't seen for awhile, and since she reads this I will change her name to matt.
Matt: How are you and lori?
Me: Good, but not together.
Matt: That sucks, she was a nice girl...
Me: Yeah...
*awkward silence*
Matt: Feel my boobs?
Me: *sigh* I guess...
posted by Tyler 9:22 PM

Thursday, August 08, 2002

 
nothing happened today, so I give you a flashback
Tyler visits his sister in Boulder:
Homeless man: Dude do you have a dollar?
me: what have you done to deserve a dollar?
man: i'm starving man
me: okay, well i'm going to eat at that patio restraunt and I want you to dance for me while I eat. Then, and only then, may you have a dollar.
Even though he was homeless he declined my generous offer. You just can't have a dollar, you have to earn it...
posted by Tyler 9:57 PM

Sunday, August 04, 2002

 

I was so cute at 16...
oh yeah, phoenix IIa
posted by Tyler 7:55 PM

Saturday, August 03, 2002

 
Well ladies, Tyler Trujillo is back on the market. That's right, me and lori decided to go our seperate ways. Why? Well, i'd have to show my sensitive side and that just isn't going to happen. I'll just say her boobs weren't big enough.
posted by Tyler 8:21 AM