Sunday, September 29, 2002

 
Last night I got really bored so I went to Arbys with Joe. I'm so freakin broke, I need a job. I wrote my follow up letter and am going to mail it in the morning.... must get job.
This weekend was boring... and my neighbors are playing this new age music shit loud. I want to shoot people. It wasn't all bad though, George W. got chased out of Denver by anti-war protesters. That made me happy.
And for all you Colorado Voters, Vote no on 31. I've been going door to door, bothering people at dinner, passing out fliers. Why? I think this Unz guy is a dick, that's why.
posted by Tyler 10:13 PM

Saturday, September 28, 2002

 
Ah... yesterday I had a job interview. I best get it this time
Last night we pulled up to some girls and I asked them to show us their boobs...
Me: Show us your boobs!
Girls: We know you
Me: *recognizes passenger* OH SHIT! *rolls up window*
Monday will be awkward.
posted by Tyler 8:05 PM

Wednesday, September 25, 2002

 
Hahahahaha stupid hootch
posted by Tyler 6:11 PM

Tuesday, September 24, 2002

 
Blogger is making me angry... status.blogger.com says that things are fixed, but I still get an Error 503 when I try to post.
Homecoming is getting close, I best spring my mojo.
posted by Tyler 10:02 PM

Monday, September 23, 2002

 
Me to young man with pink hair: Why did you do that?
young man with pink hair: Do what?
Me: Dye your hair pink? For fashion, political statement, gender statement... what is it?
young man with pink hair: Why do you wear collared shirts?
Me: Pink hair doesn't make your neck look so big?
young man with pink hair: sure
Me: Can i ask you a question?
bitch formerly known as young man with pink hair: fine
Me: Your pubes... did you dye them too?
posted by Tyler 8:29 PM

Friday, September 20, 2002

 
Kris (a guy.. named kris... and no he is not gay) hit some girls car today... I was discussing it with chris... not english but that other chris...
tylertrujillo: Well, better than kris' reason for hitting a car
Magustrgr: lol
Magustrgr: yeah, kris deliberately hit the car :-P
Magustrgr: he was like
Magustrgr: damn ho bags
Magustrgr: crash

Hehe... chris saying ho bags is funny, but you've never heard him so I guess it was pointless... i don't have much going for me
posted by Tyler 10:23 PM

Thursday, September 19, 2002

 
I have a free first hour and it is rare that i find a spot left in the senior parking lot. Today i found a pretty good spot, but there was caution tape around the two adjacent cars in an effort to reserve it. They didn't even use real caution tape, it said "Buried electrical line". That didn't matter much, tape wasn't going to stop me from parking there. Needless to say, plastic tape can't stop a car, and I was triumphant. When I was walking away a car pulls up.
Driver: There was caution tape around that spot and you drove right through it!
Me: what tape?

problem solved.
posted by Tyler 10:45 PM

Tuesday, September 17, 2002

 
I have 800 channels and no porn except pay per view. What the hell? My mom switched it so instead of Cinemax we get 5 HBO channels and a shit load of Starz... Starz never had porn in the first place, but now HBO has no porn at all.. What the hell is going on?
posted by Tyler 11:09 PM

Monday, September 16, 2002

 
Anna Nicole has really let herself go...
Plus she seems stupid as hell, and hell is pretty stupid. I liked the old anna nicole... the kind in playboy that didn't talk and kept all her fat in her breasts.
posted by Tyler 8:33 PM

Saturday, September 14, 2002

 
Math teacher: V=ai+bj
Me: hehe... you said bj

posted by Tyler 12:46 AM

Wednesday, September 11, 2002

 
I really need money, so i'm auctioning off chris.

Bidding starts at 10 dollars... come on, look at his abs. Legend has it he can support the weight of a car with his abs, and the only way to find out is to buy him and try for yourself!
posted by Tyler 9:53 PM

Sunday, September 08, 2002

 
Prarie dogs are playing in my back yard... it's funny, i'm going to get the BB gun now.
posted by Tyler 11:32 AM

Saturday, September 07, 2002

 
tylertrujillo: Am I the only one who has sexual fantasies that take place at Wal-Mart?
Magustrgr: ...well
Magustrgr: heh heh heh
Magustrgr: i mean yes
tylertrujillo: I mean... some of the girls who work there are pretty good looking and their shirts say "How may I help you?"
Magustrgr: *gets bucket of ice water*
Magustrgr: *threatens to splash genitals*
posted by Tyler 11:33 PM

Friday, September 06, 2002

 
Jenn sent me a card for my birthday, it told me to go to a nudie bar. Well Jenn, I was way ahead of you.

8 dollars still seems like a bit much for a lap dance.
posted by Tyler 1:24 PM

Tuesday, September 03, 2002

 
Stupid disease attacking my body and making me feel sickly.
At least I got a postcard from france from Morgan, she kicks a lot of ass for a sophmore. Go give her some love... love her! You love her now!
My parents let me pick out a bitchin cool sound system for my car for a birthday present. I've been having fun turning up the bass and watching my rearview mirror vibrate... the joys of having a system worth more than my shitty car. Plus pisses off the neighbors.
Speaking of neighbors, across the street there are two girls, age 5 and... i forget the other, but they are younger than 5. Next door there is an 12 year old girl. Next door to the 5 year old girl lives a 13 year old boy and a 16/17 year old boy named "5 minute bitch". Not because he does bitchly things, but because if he went to prison it would take 5 minutes for him to become someones bitch due to his lack of testosterone. He sounds like that flamboyant crack dealer hair dresser from blow... you know, the one played by pee wee herman?
Okay, so he's girly... I'm secure enough with myself that it doesn't bother me. What I think is a bit dodgy is that he spends all his time with 12 year old girl, 5 year old girl and younger than 5 year old girl. Not only that, but his brother is always with him. Buh? Right now it is freakin 8:30 and they are playing twister outside... this goes on every night. They go to the drive in all together, go out to eat, and one time they all had a backyard sleepover. It's freakin me out. My sister came home yesterday and said "5 minute bitch kept talking to me... he's creepy" so see? It's not because of the lack of sleep, my sister thinks he's a seedy character too. he just needs a good arse kickin...
posted by Tyler 8:34 PM

Monday, September 02, 2002

 
In two days, for the first time in my life, I won't be lying when I tell adult websites that I am 18 or older.
When I turn 18 I am going to buy a gun, some porn, and cigars. Then i'm going to test drive expensive cars and hit every topless bar in town (there's 1). A jolly time will be had by all.
posted by Tyler 8:13 AM