Sunday, November 24, 2002

 
Damn ho bag geocities not letting me publish
posted by Tyler 10:28 PM

 
You know what is cool? If you put the gasm on the end of any word, it's funny... like math.
"Today I stayed after class and the teacher gave me a serious mathgasm"
posted by Tyler 12:58 AM

Wednesday, November 20, 2002

 

posted by Tyler 5:11 PM

Friday, November 15, 2002

 
I think we should take all our trash and make two Islands...
One for the Jews and one for the Palestinians. Then what is now israel will become Tylerland, which will be like Disneyland without the blatant racism.
posted by Tyler 9:30 PM

Wednesday, November 13, 2002

 
Well, I haven't been feeling much like myself lately. It's been going on for a few weeks now, i thought i would start feeling better but I haven't. I'm going back to therepy, wish me luck.
posted by Tyler 3:51 PM

Sunday, November 10, 2002

 
Me, joe and chuck went to Qdoba and got some burritos... except chuck got a vegetarian taco salad... because he's vegetarian, but eats fish.
Anyways, the food is placed on waxed paper which is placed in a metal pan thingy. When you are done you stack your pan and it's reused..
We saw this guy standing by the pan stack all shifty eyed... which seemed highly unusual. Then he took a pan from the stack and brought it with him into the bathroom... which seemed highly unusual. Why would someone bring a pan into the bathroom? When he came out the pan was gone. We were discussing what might have happened with the pan and and then he and his girlfriend left.
Chuck decided to be a hero and look in the bathroom... the pan was sitting on top of the trash can. That's all... sitting there. Kind of freaks me out. It would be less unsettling if the guy just took a shit in it or something.
posted by Tyler 9:36 PM

 
Give me lots of 10s
if you were on there, i'd give you a 10
Too bad that was taken when I was 16... i need a more current picture of me with my tongue stuck to a stopsign
posted by Tyler 12:45 PM

 
Yesterday I was driving along and I let off the gas and my car suddenly went "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
I was like "OH SHIT!" because i was coming up to a red light and my car was accelerating with a mind of it's own. I put it in neutral and stopped, I then put it back in drive, burned out, and then gimped my way to safety where i could take a look. a little vacuum hose somehow came disconnected and my car all got confused and decided to engage the fast idle cam... bringing my idle to 3,000rpm. Put it back on and went on my way.
I have a feeling my car is evil. Like that car Christine, first it will kill Bryan and then kill me and then try to kill chris but he'll run it over with a bulldozer.
posted by Tyler 12:18 PM

Saturday, November 09, 2002

 

Holy RICE-A-RONI® Batman!
posted by Tyler 10:32 PM

 
hehe
posted by Tyler 1:47 AM

Friday, November 08, 2002

 
Today in precalc we had a sub, so me and chris played a game to pass the time... because work sucks.
basically we would say "Hit kristen with a wadded up piece of paper from across the room and you get 1,000 points" and other similar tasks.
In the end, I won by 998 points.
posted by Tyler 11:54 PM

Thursday, November 07, 2002

 
Went to denver last night to see Garbage. It was awesome, I was so close to them that their sweat was landing on me.
Damn math homework i was supposed to do, meh...
posted by Tyler 8:00 AM

Tuesday, November 05, 2002

 
tylertrujillo: if i built a robot and it murdered someone, would i go to jail?
chuckomaticka: rofl
tylertrujillo: I mean, this robot just flipped out
tylertrujillo: I didn't program it to kill
chuckomaticka: that's going in the blog
chuckomaticka: ps
tylertrujillo: it just was like "ho bag humans, destroy!"

not if i can help it!
posted by Tyler 8:41 PM

Monday, November 04, 2002

 
Got my SAT scores!
630 Verbal
680 Math
I am the smartest underachiever ever.
posted by Tyler 6:40 PM

Sunday, November 03, 2002

 
We got hella snow...
I decided to build a snowman in the street. The children across the street were playing outside and seemed intrigued. Then I got my car and hit it at about 25mph. The snowman's head landed on my hood and was all sitting there. There were snowman pieces all over, poor guy exploded. What made it really worth it was the horrified expression on the childrens' faces.
posted by Tyler 8:17 PM

Saturday, November 02, 2002

 
tylertrujillo: It's alive!
chuckomaticka: yes!
chuckomaticka: (lightning bolt cracks in background)
tylertrujillo: *strikes orphan*
chuckomaticka: lol
chuckomaticka: ho bag orphan
posted by Tyler 9:51 PM

 
Damn ho bag template...
posted by Tyler 9:17 PM

 
I love our texan president...
I love all republicans...
Republican ad I saw on TV:
"Tom Strickland (D) thinks the september 11th attacks were caused by homelessness. Wrong! They were caused by EVILNESS!"
Hm.... Evilness? First... is that even a word? I thought republicans were the educated ones. Second... so republicans are going to stop all evil? I think hurting puppies is evil... more evil than Iraq.
And I hardly think that because Tommy want's more jobs, he thinks the 9-11 attacks were caused by homelessness. Stupid inbred hick republicans.
That's why when I walk into the voting booth, I'm voting straight up democrat.
posted by Tyler 8:17 PM