Saturday, January 25, 2003

 
Me, joe, ryan, chuck (not sure on this one... chuck, were you there?) and kris were riding in ryans Monte Carlo and I noticed that the person in front of us had a tail light that was out. At the next red light I ran up to them and tapped on their window yelling "Your tail light is out! Your tail light is out!"
I'll never forget the horrified look on the drivers face... she was afraid... maybe I should have calmed down, but tail lights are a serious matter.
posted by Tyler 3:01 AM

Wednesday, January 22, 2003

 
RMHS class of 2001 graduate murdered
Kind of weird... I didn't personally know her, she was a senior when I was a sophmore but her name was familiar to me. She lived near my friend TJ, a couple blocks from my house.
I don't really know what to say. This must be hell for her family and friends.
Me, I don't know... shit happens, but shit like this shouldnt.
posted by Tyler 9:19 PM

Saturday, January 18, 2003

 
tylertrujillo: I thought it was cute when he said he was melencholy
Eqxanthous: very cute
tylertrujillo: fucking adorable
Eqxanthous: I just wanted to hug him
posted by Tyler 1:07 AM

 
tylertrujillo: Joe!
Auto response from Eqxanthous: Hangin with Tyler.
tylertrujillo: Yes, yes you are

Watched human traffic with joe, ryan, kris, chuck, josh and phil. Good people, good movie, good times.
posted by Tyler 12:44 AM

Thursday, January 16, 2003

 
I love The Onion and so should you...
posted by Tyler 11:58 AM

Wednesday, January 15, 2003

 
Well, jenn got this from Kathleen and now i'm using it.
"If you were to suddenly inherit a billion dollar windfall, besides throwing tons of money at your pet cause, what five purely selfish things would you buy?"
First... A delorian
Second... A flux capacitor to make my delorian into a time machine and go to 2004
Third... Pay Olsen Twins to make taboo twin sister porn
Fourth... Buy world supply of Kleenex
Fifth... Buy world supply of Vaseline, ah hell I have a billion dollars, I'll get astroglide.

And since I made olsen twin porn, i'd have billions more!
Then i'd buy me a super model wife... like Bridget Hall or Chandra North... or both! oh man... i'm in way over my head, i'll just buy the fricken olsen twins.
posted by Tyler 12:00 PM

Sunday, January 12, 2003

 
Tyler picks up a hitchhiker
H: Thanks for the ride man
Me: no problem, where you headed?
H: Boulder
Me: Cool, so am I. Pearl Street in fact
H: Great. You know, you're pretty brave to pick me up... I could be a serial killer for all you know.
Me: So could I.
H: Yeah, but still, I could kill you.
Me: I have a gun, if you don't shut the hell up I'm going to blow your brains out all over this fucking car.
H: I'll get off at the next exit.
Me: No, i'm making record time
posted by Tyler 10:34 PM

Friday, January 10, 2003

 
Well, no one wanted to go to a topless bar with me for lunch. Ho bags... Nudity is not as fun by yourself. Ah well, I thawed some steaks and steaks I shall have.
posted by Tyler 11:52 AM

Thursday, January 09, 2003

 
Weee... 2 hour lunch! I went to hooters today and tomorrow I'll hit the topless bar. The system works!
posted by Tyler 8:19 PM

Wednesday, January 08, 2003

 
I really want a free third period (we have four 90-minute periods a day... so in a semester I really have completed a year of math/other bullshit) but will have to give up my free first period. I don't really mind that though, i wake up early to drive my ho bag sister to school anyways. A free third would grant me a whopping 140 minute lunch. I'll have to drop advanced weights but I think a 2 hour lunch is a worth it.
posted by Tyler 10:23 PM

Tuesday, January 07, 2003

 
Mom: What happened to the orange juice i just bought?
Me: I drank it.
Mom: There was a half gallon carton.
Me: You're calling me a liar?
Mom: I don't see how you could drink a half gallon of orange juice
Me: I need the vitamin C or I'll get scurvy!
posted by Tyler 9:13 PM

Monday, January 06, 2003

 
Damn it, I'm not tired but I want to go to bed.
While trying to sleep i've been thinking... I wish i still had my vicodin. After I was thinking about narcotic goodness I started thinking about other things. Then I was thinking, i haven't jerked it for about 5 days. This is well below normal. Normal is every day...
perhaps this is why I can't sleep. My mojo is at a critical level, if nothing is done I'll probably die. Well, I know what I have to do....
posted by Tyler 1:40 AM

Sunday, January 05, 2003

 
msn...
Chris (chuck) says:
i clicked home protection expecting shotguns...
Chris says:
but it's like baby safety kits and stuff
Tyler says:
like
Tyler says:
kits to keep your home safe from babies?
Chris says:
yeah
Tyler says:
like a giant mouse trap... for babies?
Chris says:
i want one of those
Tyler says:
i know, i have a real baby problem at my house
posted by Tyler 8:13 PM

Wednesday, January 01, 2003

 
I saw some drunk people walking home and since it was cold and I really wasn't in a hurry to get home I picked them up. Then they gave me 7 bucks, I should pick up drunk people more often.
posted by Tyler 2:10 PM