Monday, February 10, 2003

 
Awhile back I pondered being hairless... I was offered money to shave everything except my arms and head. I really wish I didn't accept. Especially because I cut areas that shouldnt be cut... EVER and you just cant put a bandaid or piece of toilet paper on your scrotum and expect it to stay...

Luckilly I got my money... i don't really know if it is worth it now. just have to keep things smooth for a few more days and i've lived up to my part of the deal.
posted by Tyler 12:55 PM

Thursday, February 06, 2003

 
I heard the phrase "Monkeys are smarter than mexicans" when I was standing in line at wendy's. The man was reffering to a hispanic man working the register.
Me: *banjo noises*
Man: What was that?
Me: I heard it too, I think it's your dad having sex with your sister...
He then announced that he wouldn't eat at a resteraunt that would serve a disrespectful punk like me.
He showed me.
posted by Tyler 12:35 PM

Tuesday, February 04, 2003

 
Well, I've been gone awhile. First thing first. If anyone here has recieved an Email from my yahoo address, do not run the attachment. My mom got an email with this virus that takes a random Word file I have saved and uses it as the body. So you might get an email about Asthma in poor urban cities, Animal Farm and the Russian Revolution or one about zimbabwe. If you get one, please let me know at my hotpop address. If you think you have it, hit ctl-alt-delete. look for a program called "Faster", "Tulagi", "Georgia", "Islands" or "Military". Your computer may also run a lot slower than usual. Then quickly get antivirus or virus scan. My virus records were about a year old so norton didnt catch it. I updated it and found that norton itself was infected but I was able to use my rescue disks and clean things up a bit.
In other news, last week I missed a lot of school because I was sick as a bastard. I'm almost a week behind in calculus. Fuck
Also, yahoo sucks because I ordered some stuff and its not here yet. 2-5 days my ass! I'm going to raise hell.
posted by Tyler 11:50 AM