Horitha is much reviled by the Kidettes. What is it about her? The accent, the dollhouse? Heck, there is even a 'Death becomes Doritha 'club of which Chey and Dana are proud members. Thanks guys for your help on this page.

October 3, 2000. Added Beth's anagram analysis below. Check it out.

NAME/NICK: Horitha (ie Ho [slang for whore] + ritha), Ringlet girl, Southern Spawn.

EPISODE: Just Like Old Times

PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION:

CHEY: Have you ever wondered what scum at the bottom of a bathtub looks like from the tub's perspective?

DANA: Physical description: A snotty, blonde curly haired, my-nails-are-wet type floozy.

EVIL DEEDS/WHY WE HATE HER:

CHEY: Those tiny miniatures, that annoying laugh, those deathly ringlets...oh, yeah, she tried to take KID. Does she feel no pain?

DANA: We hate her because she tracked down Kid and lied about it to her loser husband, pretended she didn't know where he got all the things he "won" (yes, I do believe she pretended...either that or she was just plain DUMB). She was an adult who literally played with dolls and was only interested in "things" and people who could get her what she wanted. When she finally realized happiness doesn't lie in "things" she came after an unsuspecting Kid, who just thought she was there to be his friend (after all, she *was* married)! She was a total fraud, and both Lou and Rachel saw right through her from the get-go.

HOW SHE SHOULD HAVE DIED:

CHEY: (If you could choose, obviously I know that Doritha is already dead but it wasn't gruesome enough IMHO): How do you kill scum? Blast it with TILEX!!!

DANA: I would have liked to see Kid shoot her...but I don't think our beloved could have done it, even if he had realized how nasty she was. So in that case, I think she should have drown in a river, one like she described Kid saving her from when they were children.

CONSPIRACY THEORIES:

CHEY: When Kid denied her, she planned on coming back with Garth and kidnapping him. She would take both of them to a tiny island where she would use them as her play things...no more dolls, she wanted REAL people.

DANA: She was obviously also created by Bob, the dumb writer Wendy found out about, to create problems for Lou and Kid. Thank god the rest of the writers still had enough sense at that point in the season to kill her off before she could do some real damage!

MOST ANNOYING SCENE OR QUOTE:

CHEY: "Because I never loved him the way I love you," (oh wait, thats Sommersby, but it seems like she could have said it)....I just hated it when she tried to get Kid to feel guilty about getting her help.

DANA: Most Annoying Scene: When she conveniently "forgets" Kid's real name..."it's completely slipped my mind!" Yeah, right!

Also: "Why I've never been so insulted in my entire life."

ANAGRAMS: Since Horitha had both a maiden and married name, I thought I’d do both.

Rearranging the letters of 'Doritha Simmons' gives:

I'm this sad moron. (ROTF Amen!)

The following are words made using some of the letters of her name:

Dishonor, moronism, sadism

Rearranging the letters of 'Doritha Maxwell' gives:

A lewd, harlot mix.

The following are words made using some of the letters of her name:

Hitler, Marx, X-rated, ho, hell, hatred

Beth's Anagrams

Doritha Simmons:

I'm Miss Horn Toad -- Doritha could introduce herself as such.

A dim ho, sin storm -- Doritha is 'a dim ho', and she brought with her a storm of sin

No, I shot a dim Mrs. -- said by the person who shot her

mint moss hairdo -- i don't know, it just sounds like her hair looked...annoyingly perfect

storm his domain -- Doritha came in and stormed Kid's domain.

Mormon said, "Shit." -- I just thought this was funny.

I'm sad shit moron -- Need I say more?

do most irishman -- I'm sure she would.

mantis or modish -- two ways to describe Doritha. Is she in cohouts with Sarah Downs, aka The Mantis?

is modish matron -- She is a married woman concerned with fashion.

moron dim as shit -- Again, need I say more?

Evil Horitha Image Gallery