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WARNING

A caution to visitors

This site deals with the doctrine of Apathetic Agnosticism in a combination of total seriousness and sophomoric humour. It is up to you, the visitor, to determine which is which.

Once upon a time we used to advise visitors that if their personal religious sensibilities meant they would risk being offended by what is found here, then they should promptly press the BACK BUTTON on the browser and go somewhere else. This advice has generally been ignored, as evidenced by some of the mail we have received and by a few of the comments in the Visitor's Book (no longer available). So now, we invite you to enter the site and get totally offended.* Really, we don't care! Remember, if the views expressed herein offend you, it is highly probable that your own religious views offend us. However, if you have intelligent arguments to offer to counter the discussion inside, please submit those arguments for publication in the "Talk Back" section of the site.

Site Navigation

The sitemap across the top and the bottom of the page leads to the various major sections of the site. Where there is a menu on the left side of the page, it can be used to navigate within a section. And the text menus near the bottom allow you to page back and forth through the site.

* If you are in a hurry to get offended, we invite you to read Reflection 6 in the Reflections on Ethics section under Essays.

Table of Contents

  • The Church:

    • Introduction: Our view on Agnosticism and an invitation to explore
    • Articles of Faith: The three Articles of Faith of the Apathetic Agnostic Church and brief commentary.
    • Aim of the Church: The purpose of the Church.
    • Organization: The hierarchy of the Church.
    • History: Where did this Church come from?
    • Needs: There are some things the church needs. Can you help?
    • Secret Documents of the Church: All is revealed.
    • Our Church Calendar - Holidays for ye of little faith

  • Essays:

    • Reflections on Ethics: Views on right and wrong, good and evil.
    • Meditations; Discussion on issues of current concern. Your contributions welcome.
    • Talk Back: Where opposing views are published. Your contributions are welcome.
    • Rationally Speaking: A monthly guest column by Massimo Pigliucci.
    • Ask the Patriarch: Send in your questions; they may get answered here, seriously or otherwise.
    • Debates and Discourse: Discussions opened on the various essays.

  • Participation:

    • Choir Membership: Returning soon
    • Congregation: Be part of the congregation of the First Apathetic Agnostic church and apply for an undergraduate degree. No charge. No donations.
    • Ordination: Obtain ordination in the Church. Apply for a Graduate Degree. Still no charge. No donations
    • UCTAA.org: Our affiliated membership organization

  • Links and Contacts:

    • Links: Related sites of interest.
    • Graphics
    • Contact the Church.

  • About the Site:

    • Site Notes: Messages to regular visitors and site update details

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Disclaimer: The Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic is not to be confused with The Temple of Agnostic Apathy, a heretical breakaway sect whose members will be damned (if there is a God who actually cares) and who can be expected to burn in hell (if that problematic caring God created such a place.)*

Revised December 2004
* For those interested, if anyone is, the above disclaimer and the Articles of Faith are the only remnants of the original 1995 version of the web site.

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