THE OASIS "Fresher than a moist towelette"

main ::    news links merchandise contact band :: biography members tour pictures reviews/interviews music :: discography videography lyrics songlist downloads interact :: messageboard updates :: 06.02.02 All areas updated. quote :: quicklinks :: Ugly Duckling Official ::fresh mode lyrics:: 1. Fresh Mode 2. Now Who's Laughin' 3. Get On This 4. Einstein's Takin' Off 5. Everybody C'mon 6. Do You Know What I'm Sayin'? 7. Everthing's Alright 8. We're Here Fresh Mode:: ANDYCAT: Well my name is Andy C and I can guarantee That if you wanna be down, then down is where I'll be I'm on Fresh Mode, I rock Fresh Mode, I rap Fresh Mode, I'm on Fresh Mode! DIZZY: And I'm Dizzy Dustin, bustin, that's my trade And all you sucka alligators gotta get soufled I'm on Fresh Mode, I'm on Fresh Mode, I'm on Fresh Mode, I'm on Fresh Mode, ANDYCAT: Hey, let me plummet from the summit to the scene as bactine To clean away the rotten bacon fakin sizzling I wanna make your feelings cool, let's get you a towel With a style, I keep it fresh like a produce aisle What's up to the guys with especially you ladies If it's jiggling baby, then go ahead maybe DIZZY: Rock ANDYCAT: To the DIZZY: Rhythm ANDYCAT: To the DIZZY: Roll ANDYCAT: To the DIZZY: Rap People stand in line when my rhymes are on tap They color me fresh with the flesh crayon And if it doesn't stay on, I got a can of spray on So you can see how top choice we get ANDYCAT: Yo man I come fresher than a moist toilette Now some of these players play mister big salami But truth be told, they're fold like origami And cease to make moves cause they get stuck in the tarpit When they try to spill shame on my stain resistant carpet In combat, I'm a diving wombat When I'm locked in, I'm a rugrat, well get on that DIZZY: I adjust my birdsight to terminate a termite And torpedo a mosquito cause I hate a bugbite I put the dark vibes in the archives to stay ANDYCAT: Why? DIZZY: I'm done feeling drowsy and lousy today And if you feel the same way, Come check us at a spot with no dress code We're on Fresh Mode We're on Fresh Mode x 4 (Young Einstein on the scratch) DIZZY: This fresh breath mint gets dropped like a hint I see them but they can't see me like limo tint I'm lint under a blacklight, I stand out While you rap to Flashlight, and fan out Put an embargo on the cargo, Your shipping days are through ANDYCAT: You better call ??? (Who are you?) I'm Andycat (I didn't know that) We went through stacks and stacks of old wax To bring it back Now I don't smoke Buddha, can't stand Cess But I'll eat a couple Ruffles cause they're guaranteed fresh I'm like Indiana Jones dodging skulls and bones DIZZY: Not to mention fancy cars and cellular phones I see the circus on the surface, it's the pipe no doubt All these leaks from the spout cause the freaks to come out The buzz around town says you gotta ANDYCAT: You gotta DIZZY: If it's anything less than fresh don't say nada Ugly Duckling in your ear, With Young Einstein on the fader, ANDYCAT: Cutting like a cheese grater Now we gotta be Sonny Bono's ex and share a song That hits heads like hair care so pull up a chair Others want the cash prize and may commericalize They're sly like a fry guy stealing my fries But it's about nothing but love when we rockin your pound Not Depeche Mode We're on Fresh Mode Now where's Young (scratch) Einstein (scratch) (the man with the beats to cause a disaster) He's on (Fresh) Mode, he's on (Fresh) Mode, He's on (Fresh) Mode, he's... (so Fresh), And this is Ugly Duckling, groove galore We rock from the clouds to the ocean floor We're on Fresh Mode, we're on Fresh Mode, We're on Fresh Mode, we're Fresh Einstein's Takin' Off:: ANDYCAT: When young DIZZY: Einstein ANDYCAT: Was a kid DIZZY: With a bid ANDYCAT: He had some 1200's inside his crib DIZZY: And an MPC, under his sheets ANDYCAT: To make beats, accomplishing incredible feats DIZZY: While other kids played games like Chinese checkers ANDYCAT: Rod pounded the pavement to find these records he used DIZZY: He makes hits with the flick of a wrist ANDYCAT: Einstein's taking off DIZZY: Let me put it like this There's not a Benadryl pill that could stop the itch Or a scratch when my DJ gets up in the mix He grips the cross fader with his nimble fingertips And flips it back and forth, no transform switch ANDYCAT: And the needle never skips? DIZZY: Well it did one time, When a fan got hype and bumped the tables from behind EINSTEIN: So please give me some room when I'm going for mine DIZZY: Einstein's taking off ANDYCAT: Take off Einstein (HOOK: Young Einstein on the turntables) When it gets to the end, tell him do it again!..... When it gets to the end, tell him do it again!.... Young Einstein....don't try to play me..... I like to make funky beats and record 'em.... The scratch....th-th-the scratch... We'll be on top....so long!... Young Einstein....don't try to play me..... I like to make funky beats and record 'em.... The scratch....th-th-the scratch... I got two great partners standing by me.... ANDYCAT: Take the freeway from Canada to TJ And I know that you won't find another DJ DIZZY: Slash ANDYCAT: Super record digger DIZZY: Slash ANDYCAT: Drum major DIZZY: Slash ANDYCAT: Producer DIZZY: Slash ANDYCAT: Ugly Duckling making a splash He lifts loops from the original LP's Would never think of sampling a beat break CD And when we come to do your show, turn off the DAT's Save 'em for those other acts, Einstein's got the wax For the turntables, he'll reverse it, scratch, Cut it in half......and reattach it And keep it spinning from the beginning to the duration when (Young Einstein) is in (deep concentration) Yo Diz! DIZZY: Wassup? ANDYCAT: We almost didn't tell 'em How Rod explores record stores like he was Magellan DIZZY: Searching for the beats only he can find ANDYCAT: Einstein's taking off DIZZY: Take off Einstein (HOOK) Everybody C'mon:: [Singing: Na Na Na Na Na] [Scratch: 1,2,3,4] [Verse one begin Andycat] Years ago we took freestyle raps Got two turn table and we started from scratch Now everytime that we go do a spot, they say,"Yo, Ugly Duckling you [Scratch: Sound effect] rock" So weather you're in short ot a tux with a cumerbun movin' like soul brother number one Young Einstein breaks the sticks[Scratch: You got it] And I could start with an EQ and good mic mix 'Cause it's the microphone I love, I hold her close with a tug And give her a snug hug before I plug in the plug Unrap her before I tap her to get her some feedback And it's on so we rap, C'mon [Singing: Na Na Na Na Na] All the ladies in the place [Singing] And everybody C'mon [Singing] And all the fellas in the place [Singing] And everybody C'mon [Singing] And all the ladies in the place [Singing] And everybody C'mon [Singing] And all the fellas in the place [Singing] [Scratch:A,B,C,D] [Verse two: Dizzy Dustin] "i" double "z" "y" I could begin When they get the levels set to let my DJ spin I release what's within feel free to join in Dizzy is my name but I'mma me spell it again D-devistate, I-impress, Z-zeftfully clean and fresh, another Z for the zip code that I got on the north side of town, and Y? Why not? I got the flux capacitator for my Model T Ford With lots of Giga watts to go back to before The items on the floor at your novelty store, need I say more? [Repeat Chorus from last verse] Einstein, break it down like this [Scratch: Sound effect] Einstein, dooin' his do [Scratch: Young ladies from near or far, weather you're high class or rather bourgoise] [Verse three: Andy C] Get down, as ugly duckling unlocks the box like pandora If you're comin' to the jam ignore the group on stage yellin' louder than banshees Actin' ready for war like some Comanches And they call themselves hip-hop men Where have you been? You're messin' up now 'cause you didn't know it then And what do we call a crew that can rap like that... Wack! They got a wacky wack style and a wacky wack track there would be more room if those cats played the back [Dizzy D]Starting from when the line is long [Andy C]until the line is gone, [Both]everybody C'mon [Singing: Na Na Na Na Na] All the ladies in the place [Singing] And everybody C'mon [Singing] And all the fellas in th place [Singing] And everybody C'mon [Singing] And all the ladies in the place [Singing] And everybody C'mon [Singing] And everybody C'mon [Singing] [Scratch: Young lady Bang! Do You Know What I'm Sayin'?:: [Andycat]Do you know what I'm sayin? [Dizzy Dustin]I know what you're sayin. [3x] [Andycat]Do you know what I'm sayin? [Dizzy Dustin]Man, I know what you're sayin' Verse One: Andy C You see I'm programmed to slam in the summer spring or fall Pushin' up spit ball through plastic straws And this may sound disgusting and like very gross When I get my fill I chili most MC's out there ya better stand clear I have no time for conversation my dear From kings come queens and from Queens come kings BUt the cookie, Cookie crack took all those things You're like a daytime talk show, and that low Knockin on my door sayin eh, yo, yo I go on and on like popcorn Hook a beat up and convert into Hip-hop form I'm so and so I this I that When the crowds like this I'm ready to rap So microphone checka 1,2 what is this? Your moms in my business, shes in my business Young Einstein[Scratch]go off, go off Andy Cooper(What?)go off, go off[Scratch: You know what I'm sayin?] [Both]You know what I'm sayin [4x] Einstein, he knows what I'm sayin [Scratch: You know what I'm sayin] Dizzy Dustin(huh?)go off, go off Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Verse Two: Andy C When I was 5 years old I realized there was a road Too hot to handle and too cold to hold This is the music of a hip-hop band And no rapper can rap quite like I can And, what have you let me, yo what have I got 12 woofers in the trunk beatin' down the block I make a right at the laundry, you see my name on the wall Couldn't walk a straight line if they let me crawl Girl what do you think this is presidents day? It's not the strategy, it's not the game I play She said Choiyoiyoiyoiyoiyoiyoi I break an Mc like a Tonka toy I make it sound and later make a dub The answer is "D" , all of the above Elvis was a hero to most I'm not from France, but I eat French toast [Scratch: You know what I'm sayin?] [Both]You know what I'm sayin [4x] Einstein, he knows what I'm sayin [Scratch: You know what I'm sayin] Everything's Alright:: [Singing Sample] Everything's alright (x3) [Dizzy Dustin] When the wind and sands where the land's away (uh-huh) There's no man that stands in it's way (uh-huh) People tell me, Life would be lovely When I own a ? And find my sharona But I don't get caught up, this isn't my turf I'm not even a citizen of planet Earth Marooned on the boondocks in timbucktoo (What do you do?)I wait for the rescue crew So I don't need an IV to revive me When I think my thoughts drive me, To the brink, If the end is near, then send it here (together) I'm outta sight like a sattelite And that's alright Chorus: [Singing Sample] Everything's alright (x2) [Together]If the end is near, then send it here [Singing Sample] Everything's alright [Andycat] Well, as I rock beatie-beatie-beats In the endtimes (?), breakin' it down like enzymes To package and send rhymes To another galaxy As a proton, I split 'em into catastrophe And so on Now people wanna say it's great to be alive today With the strives we've made And the lives we've saved But if you really wanna know How much longer time'll last Tune into your local TV simulcast Watch the fall of the family Natural disasters Disease, enemies, attack to strike back And they claim its uncontrollable But you know that they're full of bull So you can't be so gullable Cuz it's like that Mic that, Andycat My architect pleases When I was 12, I went to heaven for lovin' Jesus 'Cause hey, we could be done tonight On the rapture And that's alright Chorus [Both MCs trade verses] Some try to run from the hands of time But they get lost, and hit the land mine Like a teenage love You can't trust your girlfriend Saying don't, don't, don't hurt me again Or addiction (addiction) You gotta watch your back There's a junkie in the alley with a baseball bat But as bad as that sounds Really everything's fine As Young Einstein, it's "so fine"(sample) Don't try To cheat death like the Fall Guy 'Cause we all die Think about it. Why? Because there's not a bigger fish to fry And that's no lie Check it out [Together] If the end is near, then send it here [Together] If the end is near, then send it here (repeat til finish)