Official newspaper of Dragon Polytechnic
We have been the only academic institution in West Wales to habitually consistently and merrily accept students regardless of past performance, academic achievement, personal motivation, or intellectual ability. Other places we topped the poles was highest number of returning drop-outs, tied for the lowest suicide rate among the already dead, and placed third in academic achievement nation wide in the field of computer game analysis. These are just some of the reasons why we are the most popular university in mid Wales.
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