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Please Choose a degree scheme Watch TV (FILM2) Global Domination (NewLabour) Watch Movies (FILM) Eat Pizza (SPORTSCI) Play Games (IT) Liquor And Wiskey (LAW) Socialist Studies (SS) Book Reading (BoRe) Hard Work (HaW) Fine Art (FinA) History of Wales (HOW?)
Highest achievement: Never Achieved Anything Weaned from bottle Potty Trained Kindergarden Cub Scouts GCSE's A levels University drop out University Graduate Queen of England FA Cup
Relationship to dean: Never Met the Guy Know what he looks like He Knows what I look like He said my name once Fellow countryman Distant Relative Close Friend Flatmate/roommate Ex wife/ ex wife's new boyfriend Illegitimate child I am the dean
Favourite web page: A special interest page A bank's webpage A junk food producer's webpage What is a webpage? A government web page I don't like the web My own, I'm a megalomaniac Not listed here Dragon Cops Page The Dean's Personal Page Dragon Polytechnic's Official Homepage
Favourite cheese: Camembert Gorgonzola Very stinky cheese Stinky cheese Gouda Emental Feta Mozzerella Monterey Jack Double Gloucester Mature Cheddar
Favourite fish: raw tuna mackerel sardines cod and chips dried haddock mixed fish mince catfish Willy from Free Willy curried seal eyes caviar smoked salmon
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