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This page summarises the latest issue, available throughout campus or by subscription.

This is in no way affiliated with the official University journal "The Dragon's Daily Breath Mint".

Top Story!	Computer Geeks bring vacuum cleaner to life! Our student Lanky Swede (tm) has achieved the unthinkable and won the Robot whores competition with his automated chat program. Break in news! Student have projects stolen by international crime gang! Stay tuned for the latest updates on this and other stories
Social	Voted Least Discriminatory University in West Wales! Also: breaking news on social diseases.
Politics	Little insignificant parties. Why doesn't anyone vote BNP anymore? What is the future of the Monster Raving Looney Party? Can there be a democracy without fringe parties?
Sports	This last season was greatly effected by the HIV In Whores outbreak...
Film	Reviews of the top movies in the business: plus: union to screen contraband copy of latest top Hollywood blockbuster before its UK release date (title not listed to prevent lawsuits)
Music	Make your own garage band and more... Coming soon: streaming Techno music on University webpages. Plus your opinion: should we play Muzak in the computer rooms?
Academic Life	Many students claimed to come to the department because of the promised New Media Complex. Now its just about ready in time for their graduation. If it impressive enough? Plus: viewpoints against the building : crazy environmentalist protest squashed. And, do mice feel pain? New biology research suggests they do, and lots of it.

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