Everybody likes visiters, as long as they don't overstay their welcome. So we've decided to make a list of how long you can stay before you start to get problems.
A note for tourists: don't expect to find traditional Britain anymore. With the building of Mosques, the growth of chicken tikka massala restaurants and the immigration of south asian peoples and the low birthrate amoung the white and black populations, we plan to change the name of our little country to "Bindiastan". The tourist attractions will include a giant theme park on the internet, public decapitations of infidels and conservatives, and the occassional welshman reservation where you can see the ignorant natives communicate the people of physical proximity like they used to in the days before mobile phones. And as over 90 percent of the world population is now born in a test tube to homosexual parents, we also plan to have an education building dedicated to the primitive reproductive methods and no one knows about on their own.
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