Come up with a title and list on our page that you are looking for members.
Get twenty student members with login names, email addresses, dates of birth, and vote for leader.
When you have all the members, the leader with the most votes, or founder in case of a tie, can call an election to get a committee. Then you fill out another form about your club's motto and purpose.
Get your webpage listed! fill out yet another online form to register your webpage. Free webpages are not supplied by the Polytechnic due to budget cuts. However, here are a few good free webpage providers :
Geocities: The first one many of us used back when Al Gore invented the internet in the early 1990's. OK, maybe Geocities is a dinosaur, but at least it abolished those annoying popups. And with Yahoo's conquest and the recent economic stability of the US economy it is least likely to charge extortion money to keep them from deleting your site off the web (like some business pages who might sue us if we said their name did).
Tripod: Owned by the queers at Lycos, who are now gimps of the (insult omitted here to avoid lawsuit) at Terravista, it's still reliable. There's the choice of popups and a free banner, and after their advert, your link exchange banner, a cool site add on and their money making ideas you still have 10 percent of the screen available for content.
Truepath: The biggest Christian webpage provider. Still has popups, but no naked women or chats with Elton John if that bothers you.
FortuneCity: This provider is very slow, usually loaded with adverts, and probably won't weather the storm of economy shifts. But hey, it's British!
Your Boss: Wait, you're a student. How are you gonna convince your boss at the local fast food restaurant or supermarket to encourage you to slag off with internet access? Well, get a better job!
Your School: Most educational institutions like students to waste time making personal webpages on their system. The internet moguls have successfully conned them into thinking that the greater degree of pink-eye a student acquires from staring at the screen, the more employable they are. Oh wait, if your school gives you free webpages you probably aren't our student! Never mind.
Your Internet Service Provider: Did we forget to tell you? We have a deal with many internet service providers and the unnameable telephone monopoly to make home access through our "free" system more expensive than professional services from overseas. So we advice all students with a home address to use a different provider than us, before we cut you off completely.
Take some embarrassing photos of yourself for us to keep in the Union, to hug when we're feeling lonely and to blackmail you with at some future date.
Voila! Assuming you were approved at every stage, you have a club!
Someone else stole your idea? Join one of the clubs awaiting twenty members: click here, it does nothing
Or join a clubs that already has its members:
Join a club: to join a club ( and see the club list) you first must enrol at our university. Then merely put your login and email address plus your vote for the club's leader. When you've done that you'll get welcome letter. WARNING, the society heads may have access to your name and any other information you choose to disclose to the club. You must be 18 to enter an insecure club.
Leave a club: To leave a club is unnecessary. Merely stop showing up to meetings. But if you really must leave, send a nasty letter to the head of the club saying "get me off your friggin list!" and after enough emails they will most likely remove your name and address from any future mailings.
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