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Housing: Our university campus housing has many benefits :
If on campus housing doesn't meet your requirements, ( i.e. your drunk skinhead flatmates threaten to kill you if you don't learn Welsh in the first week, or you need adequate parking for your BMW), then there are plenty of places in town that are happy to overcharge students. We have a massive outdated list that comes out monthly, or check with some of the town's dodgiest landlords. * 90 percent of students have never reported a violent crime committed against them while inside their locked student dorm. The architect of the university housing has a long record of creating secure housing for prison inmates, but parents should still be weary of giving sharp instruments to students. The University does not accept responsibility for anything that happens on campus, even if it is obviously our fault.** all you need is a bucket and the ability to dig a well!*** the open sewer system has adequate warning signs so that literate adults will not attempt to swim in or drink the water. The environmental rules of campus do not prohibit students from using powerful insecticides to fumigate their rooms****The University is an equal opportunity employer. With the pay we give we have to accept whoever can do the job and still applies. Well, we still don't like this guy here, but then no one does. |