The SPOATS

In addition to the three groups of the SBS: the C, M, and S Squadrons, an additional squad was created to encompass the talents of certain members. The newly formed T Squadron is responsible for coordinating any operations involving the insertion or retrieval of dentists. Only the bravest men volunteer for duty in this squadron, as it is the most dangerous of all of the Special Boat Squadrons. Heavy casualties are a possibility whenever this team goes into action. A new acronym has been created to honour these heroes: Strategic Planning Oral Attack TeamS.

So deadly and accurate are the SPOATS, that they recently received this suspicious note in response to their diligent activities in Scotland: (The note is currently undergoing forensic testing to determine its origin)