JULIE: Hey Ritu didn't think you were coming here until the 18th.
RITU: Where's here?
JULIE: (looks around) Uh-oh... Ritu I don't think we're in Tennessee anymore.
RITU: Well then just where are we? (blonde man with a fro appears)
JULIE: Oh shit. Look it's Damien.
DAMIEN: Remember me? I used to be Ritu's imaginary boyfriend but then you stopped thinking about me and I got sent here.
RITU: That's nice but I ask again where's here?
DAMIEN: This is the final resting place for forgotten imaginary people. (Mr. Bounty appears)
RITU: Oh Mr. bounty I missed you!
MR. BOUNTY: Oh yeah? Then why did you rip my face off to wipe something up with?
JULIE: Shit, this keeps getting creepier and creepier. Why are we here?
DAMIEN: You're here because we didn't appreciate being tossed aside like trash when you didn't want us anymore. My friends and I want revenge.
RITU: Friends?
THE TOMATO: (rolls over to the group) I used to be a highly desirable member oh a musical group but because of you two I'm now just a vegetable. What am I supposed to do now I don't even have legs?
JULIE: Great Almighty Cow God preserve us. (rolls eyes)
AUDREA: (comes up dragging Jarrett by the arm) You guys were going to do a script without me? I don't believe it! You must have just forgotten to tell me. No one would ever purposely exclude me. I'm cute!
JARRETT: Uh.. I swear like..uh...I didn't tell her a..uh um...about this. She..uh..just uh..found out.
RITU: Hey what's Asa doing here?
ASA: Sup my hoes? When Audrea she forgot about me and I got sent here. But you're back now. I knew you couldn't resist me baby. (walks to Audrea)
*AUTHOR'S NOTE: I can't prove it but I'm certain that Asa is a figment of someone's imagination. If you'll think about it you'll realize it explains so much*
AUDREA: (blinks) I am? Who are you?
RIVER PHOENIX: Hello everyone.
JULIE: This is getting a bit far fetched. What are you doing here? Aren't you dead?
RIVER PHOENIX: Yeah, it's like suddenly I'm dead and I can't get a job anywhere. All I can do now is get bit parts in shitty little scripts like this on.
VOICE IN THE SKY: You want to get paid or not?
RIVER PHOENIX: Sorry.
VOICE IN THE SKY: Stick to the script asshole.
MR. BOUNTY: Can we get back to the plot now?
AUDREA: Plot? (blinks and giggles)
RITU: So Damien I was thinking maybe you and I could work it out. I'd forgotten how delicious you are.
DAMIEN: Well...
