Ever wanted to put on 50's and 60's retro clothes and walk around town with electric guitars, singing to chimney sweeps? Ever wanted to on your cat and say, "Take that you , now you know how I feel when you all over the nice clean shirt I was going to wear to my date with that pretty with the short black hair I've been swooning over all week!" If so, you're a freak and we want nothing to do with you. We are Nat Hostetler (Me), EJ Swartz and Levi wilbert; and we play guitar, bass and drums, respectively (as in Nat plays guitar, EJ plays bass and Levi is a drummer). We all live in Evergreen, Colorado and we all think surf music rocks. Want to know us better? I'll give you a little profile of each of us. First is our drummer, Levi. Levi is a selfish who never leaves any pepsi for me or EJ (unless we're drinking 7up or any other soft drink, in which case he drinks all that too (While typing the last sentence I had an epiphany. They call "soft drinks" soft drinks because they don't contain alcohol, unlike "hard" drinks that do.)). Levi is a big disco fan, which is a pretty good reason for EJ and I to spend less time around him, just in case we ever need one of those. Levi is pretty cool other than that though. He's a mondo huge movie buff, and he can tell you a lot about cars too. Levi and I both did some solo techno stuff a while ago, and Levi still does some of it. He has some really good songs, you can check them out by going to www.acidplanet.com and searching for Random Comment. Seeing as I've run out of things to say about that jerk, I'll move on to the next. EJ, our bass player is more than just a guy who carries around a large piece of wood and plucks four long strands of steel until his fingers start to smell funny. EJ is a cool, down to earth guy who just doesn't get a break. He enjoys wrestling, playing bass and grunge music. EJ is always a good friend and he rarely ever lets me or Levi down. He's also pretty sensitive and intelligent. EJ has a cool point of view that I share as well, so we end up agreeing on a lot of things, ESPECIALLY the right way to treat women (Exempli Gratium: treat them well). And now for the biggest jerk of all, me! Nat is a maelstrom of ual energy, just waiting to be unleashed on unsuspecting prey... or not. Nat is a shy sensitive guy who has a sweet spot for the ladies. He enjoys long walks on the beach, candle lit dinners and many other trite colloquial passtimes. His passions include playing guitar, writing, unabashedly admitting to the other two when he is aroused (and exactly how they'll be able to tell), being over dramatic and listening to obscure 80's music. If you still want to hear us play after reading all that bull duty, get a CAT scan. **NEWS** We now have a new member in our band, Mark, the rythm guitarist. **OLD NEWS** Since I'm just about the laziest jerk in the world, I forgot to write anything about Mark. That was a year ago. Oh well, I'm still too lazy, so if you want to check him out go to our other page, www.xerophim.isyummy.com.