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Announcing
the New Maximum Overkill ™
"Neutron Bomb" Super 16D Motor!
How does a .908/60.34 with a
.148
60-foot
time in an SS/D car
grab you?*
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Finally!
The Ultimate Super 16D motor you've been waiting for! From the
shops of Gary "The Mad Machinist" Nicholson, with the
cooperation of "Unca" Frank Eubel, comes the Maximum
Overkill ™ "Neutron Bomb" motor, the one
that will leave their wallets a pile of smoking rubble
while giving you those wins you've been trying to buy all
along!
A cost-no-object billet product, the Neutron Bomb finally
smashes through that nonsensical "low-cost" S16D crap
and delivers excellent performance at heretofore unheard of prices!
Ground-pounding, earth-shaking, pulse-quickening power can now be
yours! Lay waste to those so-called "Entry-Level"
Classes, and finally get some respect from that pond scum that
humiliates you every Race! Click
here to check out the Neutron Bomb's Specs! |
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The
limited-production, hand-made Neutron Bomb may cost a little more
than the average S16D motor, but then again, it's not an average
motor, is it? And you're not an average slot car drag
racer, are you? You know that if it costs a lot it must be
good, right? Well, this is a very good motor. Very good.
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| Distribution
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The
Maximum Overkill ™ Neutron Bomb S16D motor is
available through those enlightened distributors that aren't
currently suffering a cash-flow problem, which is to say, your
local track may have to make a few calls, if you catch our drift,
and we think that you do.
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To
celebrate the first of many Maximum Overkill ™
products, we're introducing the Neutron Bomb S16D motor at a very
special introductory price
of just $250! Imagine! You can be the envy of your
friends, and enemies, for that matter, for just a little less than
the price of a decent cobalt open motor! All the prestige of
running a blindingly expensive motor without all those messy
blow-ups and track cleaning parties!
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| Future
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Maximum
Overkill™ intends to lead the bleeding edge charge into
future technologies no matter what the cost, so you know
we'll have what you don't even know you need before you know you
need it! Look for announcements on the following coming soon:
Hollow
Carbon-Boron Monofilament Axles - save .08 grams over those
heavy hollow ones you're now using for only nine times the cost!
"Buckyballs"
(Fullerine) Composite Monocoque AA Class body/chassis - the
lightest functional substance known to science in an
easy-to-autoclave-and-bond kit that will have you laughing at
those guys with their steel, titanium, and aluminum sleds! (credit
application required before loan approval)
OHSOTHIN™
and WAYTOOTHIN™ - Tired of running those porky hardshell
bodies, too lazy to ball mill the living daylights out of the
little woofers, and not exactly enthusiastic about the
"detail" available in vacuformed styrene rip-offs? OHSOTHIN™
plastic etch does that dirty work for you! For those late-'60s
& early-'70s moldings, where "more is better" seemed
to be the rule, Industrial-Strength WAYTOOTHIN™ is your
answer. Provided, of course, your question is "How can I get
some more weight out of this pig?" (not legal in States that
also prohibit private transportation of nuclear waste materials) |
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| Buyer
Protection Program |
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Every
buyer of our new Neutron Bomb motor will be enrolled in our First
Look Owners Program (FLOP), alerting them to each and every
new product from the Maximum Overkill™ labs before anyone
else! We know that those people who want to have the good stuff
first, before everyone else, have special needs, and we give them
the treatment they deserve. They wouldn't have it any other way,
and neither would our accountants. |
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Hey, we didn't say the thing actually ran those numbers,
did we? We asked how it grabbed you, right? It grabbed us that
way, too. |
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