Neutron Bomb Super 16D Motor Spec Sheet!

When Only The Best Will Do - Maximum Overkill!

Specs for the New
Maximum Overkill™
"Neutron Bomb"
Super 16D Motor!

Yes, the Maximum Overkill ™ "Neutron Bomb," the motor you didn't know you needed but now can't live without, is finally here! Check out these mind-numbing specs to quote to all your less fortunate friends!

Can Assembly:
Really, really expensive Swedish vacuum-melted steel, or aluminum, or magnesium, or titanium, or carbon fiber, or whatever impresses you the most. At Maximum Overkill™, we aim to please.

Magnets: Our new, exclusive Zoomium™ material gives you needle-bending gauss numbers to impress your little friends while tip-toeing around that silly "no-rare-earth-magnets" business. If your cheapskate competitors have a problem with these, just remind them how expensive checking them in a mass spectrometer can be.

Armature:
The special Maximum Overkill ™ "Dynobuster" S16D armature features our lightweight, extra-pliable, extra-thick "SOTS" (Surface of the Sun) insulation, impervious to temperatures up to and including a plasma torch. It neatly protects our "special" 30-gauge wire, eliminating those tedious burn-downs your competitors will occasionally call for. Fire up those butane or propane torches - your Maximum Overkill™ arm won't even know they're lit!

All this wire magic is wrapped around our new Super Unobtanium stack laminations (not that cheap, common Unobtanium all your friends have!) and a special composite, non-magnetic Molysleazium™ shaft, accurate and concentric to 3 thousand millionths of an inch, more or less!

Bushings, Hardware, etc.:
Incredibly pricey stuff that may look and feel just like that cheap crud all your competitors are using, but is much better 'cause it costs so much more. Remember, you get what you pay for, and if you pay a lot, you must get a lot, right?

At Maximum Overkill™, where our motto is "When too much is simply not enough," our mission is simple:

Blow 'em away with technology and get you to foot the bill. If you believe that anything worth doing is worth doing to excess, and that money was meant both to buy happiness and to represent a part of your body you wish was two or three inches longer, Maximum Overkill™ is the slot car drag racing company of your dreams. Remember: don't call us, we'll call you. Happy Trails, Buckaroo!

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		Yes, the Maximum Overkill ™ "Neutron Bomb," the motor you didn't know you needed but now can't live without, is finally here! Check out these mind-numbing specs to quote to all your less fortunate friends!

Can Assembly:		Really, really expensive Swedish vacuum-melted steel, or aluminum, or magnesium, or titanium, or carbon fiber, or whatever impresses you the most. At Maximum Overkill™, we aim to please.
Magnets:		Our new, exclusive Zoomium™ material gives you needle-bending gauss numbers to impress your little friends while tip-toeing around that silly "no-rare-earth-magnets" business. If your cheapskate competitors have a problem with these, just remind them how expensive checking them in a mass spectrometer can be.
Armature:		The special *Maximum Overkill* ™ "Dynobuster" S16D armature features our lightweight, extra-pliable, extra-thick "SOTS" (Surface of the Sun) insulation, impervious to temperatures up to and including a plasma torch. It neatly protects our "special" 30-gauge wire, eliminating those tedious burn-downs your competitors will occasionally call for. Fire up those butane or propane torches - your Maximum Overkill™ arm won't even know they're lit! All this wire magic is wrapped around our new Super Unobtanium stack laminations (not that cheap, common Unobtanium all your friends have!) and a special composite, non-magnetic Molysleazium™ shaft, accurate and concentric to 3 thousand millionths of an inch, more or less!
Bushings, Hardware, etc.:		Incredibly pricey stuff that may look and feel just like that cheap crud all your competitors are using, but is much better 'cause it costs so much more. Remember, you get what you pay for, and if you pay a lot, you must get a lot, right?

At Maximum Overkill™, where our motto is "When too much is simply not enough," our mission is simple: Blow 'em away with technology and get you to foot the bill. If you believe that anything worth doing is worth doing to excess, and that money was meant both to buy happiness and to represent a part of your body you wish was two or three inches longer, Maximum Overkill™ is the slot car drag racing company of your dreams. Remember: don't call us, we'll call you. Happy Trails, Buckaroo! back to that spiffy Maximum Overkill™ home page