Ash: hey brock do you think we could all go on a cruise?
Brock: well no cruises cost lots of money and for the three of us and our pokemon it would cost lots
Ash: aw damn (2 girls in bikinis show up in front of them)
Girl 1: we can't help but hear and we are giving away free tickets to the SS. Anne
Girl 2: cool
Girl 1: so intrested?
Ash: ya thanks
Girl 1: no problem (they walk off and take of their descises and reveal to be Team Rocket then make a phone call)
Jessie: ok boss we gave all the tickets away to trainers
Boss: perfect (starts petting his Persian)
Meouth: say whats with the Persian?
Boss: Meouth you're no good you havent been doing a good job but if you can get this plan to work you will be the top cat again got it?
Meouth: yes boss (they hang up)
James: this has to work
ticket man: right this way sir (takes Ash's ticket)
Ash: thanks
Misty: thanks (gives him her ticket)
Brock: ya thanks (gives his ticket)
on the ship trainer 1: hey look at how cool my Charmander is
trainer 2: no way mines better
trainer 3: no way my Squirtle is much better then the both of yours
Ash: wow look a fight (goes over to the croud)
trainer 1 (not the same people as before): Starmie spin tackle now
trainer 2: Raticate high jump kick (the Starmie spins then tries to hit the trainers Raticate but gets kicked so hard that it gets knocked to the ground in a mess of blood jewl starts to dim then goes off)
trainer 1: Starmie no (he runs off with Starmie to the on boat pokemon center)
trainer 2: any one else wanna challenge me?
Ash: how about agenst my Butterfree'
trainer 2: well why not
Ash: Butterfree go
Butterfree: rrrreeeee
trainer: Raticate go high jump kick
Ash: Butterfree dodge and use stun spore
mean while Sales men: you there (talking to James)
James: who me?
Sales men: yes you how would you like to buy a goldmind pokemon?
James: who would that be?
Sales men: the Magikarp it worth $100 each and when they have sex they lay about 1000 baby Magikarp at a time each worth $100 and this one here is pregment and for sale at $100 plus for an extra $300 i'll throw in this egg laying kit what do you say?
James: ooh i'll take it
Sales men: you have made a good choice
James: hey Jessie look i got a Magikarp
Jessie: you dumbass what were you thinking? (slaps James)
James: but it's worth a gold mine look it even has a shiney gold pokeball
Meouth: no it's not (scratches it to reviel it to be a normal one)
James: how could i be such a dumbass?
Jessie: never mind that we have to get redy for the plan
James: right
at the battle field Ash: now Butterfree...
trainer: you know lets just call it a draw ok (picks up his beaten up Raticate and leaves)
Ash: lucky (heads to a table for dinner)
Waiter: how may i serve you today?
Ash: i?ll have some sushi please
Misty: uh how about a stake and some mineral water
Brock: fried eggs please
Waiter: right away (heads off with that order)
the trainer who Ash battled comes over with a woman
Woman: i was impressed with how you battled today
Ash: uh thanks
Brock: hhhuuuuuuuu (is staring right at the woman)
Misty: Brock snap out of it Brock (kicks him in the nuts but he dosen't move at all)
Trainer: say how about we make a trade your Butterfree for my Raticate?
Woman: trading is good and it makes long lasting frendships
Ash: i don$t know Brock should i?
Brock: (still looking at the woman) oh yes you should trade everyone should trade oh yes
Ash: well ok (they head for the the trade room) good bye Butterfree
trainer: redy?
Ash: yep (they trade pokemon)
Trainer: well see ya (moments later Team Rocket grunts appear with guns and start steeling pokemon)
person: who the hell are you?
Jessie: why were Team Rocket so if anyone asks us this or that
James: The answer we'll give is society's sympathy,
Jessie: To prevent world destruction
James: To protect world peace
Jessie: We hold the evils of love and truth
James: We’re lovely people
Jessie: Jessie
James: James
Jessie: Wagering the galaxy we're Team Rocket
James: A white hall we're waiting for a white tomorrow!
Meowth: that's right
Ash: damnet it's Team Rocket (they all take out vacumes and start sucking up pokeballs from trainers) fine if it's a fight you want then it's a fight you get Pikachu kill them
Pikachu: pika (other trainers with Pikachus send theres out and they all send out shocks of thunder to the grunts who fall down dead from the shock soon after other pokemon do the same)
Ash: now Butterfree go (Raticate comes out instead) oh right (Ash then punches a grunt in the face and the grunt loses a tooth and some blood then falls down) now die (Ash pulls out a gun and shoots the grunt in the head ending it's life) now to get Butterfree *out loud* hey Gentelmen (thats the trainer who Ash gave butterfree to)
Gentalmen: yes what is it?
Ash: listen i need to ask that we trade back you see Butterfree was my first pokemon and i realy miss him
Gentalmen: well if thats the case i can understand that you want it back so ok lets go to the trade center (they go there and get redy to trade)
Misty (looking out the window): hey i think the boat is tilting
Passenger: what
Passenger2: oh no
others: aah (the captian comes over, don't worry the boat is on auto pilot)
captian: now now don't worry this boat is unbeatable theres no way... (the boat nearly tips 90 degrees then everyone starts to get on boats)
Ash: thanks woa (when the boat tips Ash drops the pokeball cxontaining his Butterfree) damnet (runs after it)
James: woa (at this time James also drops his pokeball containing the Magikarp)
Jessie: James get it or we can't get our refund (they all chase after it)
Misty: Brock we gotta get Ash
Brock: right (they go and look for Ash)
Misty: there he is, hey Ash hurry up we gotta get out of here quick (at this time everyone else has gotten off except them and Team Rocket and the boat sinks with them all in it they then all faint)
to be continued
