Ash: ah finally I made it to Vermilion City next stop the gym
Brock: um Ash before you do that you should go to the center Pikachu looks like he may die from exhaust (Ash looks down at Pikachu)
Ash: ahh Pikachu mabey your right Brock becides i am a little hungary (his stomich grawls so they head to the center)
person 1: please save my Ratata (a Nurse Joy carries the trainers Ratata on a strecher with blood stains on it)
Ash: (notices that other pokemon are being carried on streachers to) woa what the hell happened?
Nurse Joy: they all got beat up by the gym leader LT. Surge
Ash: did you just say the gym leader?
Joy: yep oh no your Pikachu is looking bad but it's not as bad as these pokemon he will be ok in no time
Ash: thats good i need him to beat this gym leader
Joy: then i'll have the hospital truck ready (later after Pikachu gets some rest and a few cigerretes later)
Ash: lets go in Pikachu
Pikachu: pika
out in a bush
Jessie: weel would you look at that the twerp is going in for a gym fight
James: lets watch
Jessie: ok
Ash: hey Surge were are you i'm here to kick your ass
Trainers inside: ha ha ha
one of them: hey look boss this ones got a Pikachu (Surge comes out from the dark)
Surge: well would you look at this a little baby (pats Ash in the head like a kid)
Ash: i'm no baby
Surge: ooh and what have we here? (walks up to Misty) arent you pretty but don't think i'll go easy on ya
Misty: oh i'm not the chalanger he is (points at Ash)
Surge: ah ha ha ha this baby dosen't stand a chance in hell
Ash: what to scared to fight me?
Surge: ok but don 't say i didn't warn ya
Ash: why should i be?
Surge: one reason Riachu go (throws a pokeball and a Riachu comes out)
Riachu: riiiiaaaaachuuuu
Ash: woa what the hell is that? (pulls out the pokedex)
Dexter: how stupid are you? that is what your Pikachu would become with a thunder stone so don't mess with it a Riachu can with ease kill a Dragonite
Ash: wow well i'm not scared lets go
Surge: right this way baby (leads the way to a gym field)
Ash: gurr damnet i'm not a f***in baby (follows Surge to the gym field)
Ash: Pikachu kick this guys ass
Pikachu: pika pika (smoke a cigerrete then stands up to fight)
Surge: ok Riachu shut this baby up
Riachu: riiiiaaaachuuuu
Ash:pikachu thunder shock now
Pikachu: pika chuu (Pikachu tries to shoch Riachu but it has no effect on it)
Ash: what the hell (looks and sees Riachu's tail in the ground
Surge: ha due to Riachus powerful electric attacks he has to keep his tail in the ground to avoid shocking himself
Ash: damnet
Surge: now riachu show him a real thunder shock attack
Riachu: riiiiiiaaaaaaa chuuuuuuu (it hits Pikachu who is tossed into the air then hits the ground hard in a mess of blood)
Ash: Pikachu lets call it quits
Pikachu: pika (barely gets up and nods no)
Surge: well look at that the baby pokemon wont quit ok Riachu now use body slam (Riachu jumps on Pikachu causing Pikachu to faind and Riachu gets up and theres more blood on Piakchu then before
Ash: stop i give up (takes Pikachu and runs out)
Jessie: damn Surge realy hurt his Pikachu
James: ya
at the pokemon center Pikachu is in a bed and just woke up
Pikachu: pika pikachu pika
Ash: i know but how?
Jessie: meouth whats he saying?
Meouth: Pikachus saying he wants to beat Riachu even if he dies trying
Ash: ya but how the hell can we beat your evolved form? (Joy walks in)
Joy: i think i may know a way
Ash: how?
Joy: with this (pulls out a thunderstone) it will get Pikachu to evolve into a Riachu
Ash: well Pikachu what do you say? (holds the thunder stone to Pikachu)
Pikachu: pika pikachu (with it's tail knocks the stone off Ashs hand) pikachu pi
James: whats he saying?
Meouth: he says that he wants to beat Riachu as Pikachu and will relly only on steroids to help in honer of all the Pikachu's out there
Brock: Ash Surge said that he had Riachu evolve right after he caught him?
Ash: ya why?
Brock: then i think theres a way to win (a few days later after Pikachu recovers they head back to the gym)
on the way Team Rocket appears
Ash: what the hell do you want?
Jessie: If anyone asks us this or tha..
Meouth: were not here for that remember?
Jessie: oh right i mean give me a pi
James: give me a ka give me a chu and what do you got?
all three: Pi-ka-chu Pi-ka-chu (they then run off)
Misty: thanks for the help bye Team Rocket
jessie: how did she know?
Ash then enters the gym
Ash: hey Surge i want a rematch
Surge: so the baby is back to get his ass kicked well common
at the battle field
Ash: Pikachu go
Surge: Pikachu again? ha go Riachu
Riachu: ria ria
Surge: Riachu use a thunder punch
Riachu: ria chuuu
Ash: Pikachu use Agility (Riachu tries to Punch Pikachu but Pikachu dodges and runs around Riachu till he gets dizzy)
Surge: try that again (riachu does so and hits Pikachu who only spits out a little blood and falls on the floor) alright Riachu now use your body slam (Riachu jumps up and is about to hit Pikachu)
Ash, Misty, Brock, Jessie, James and Meouth: Pikachu! (at the last second Pikachu jumps out of the way and Riachu hits the ground and draws some blood on his chin
Surge: what the hell
Ash: ha your Riachu is too slow thats it's weakness now Pikachu Quick Attack
Pikachu: pika (starts to dast at Riachu and hits in in the stomich and Riachu bursts with lots of blood coming from it's mouth and body and Pikachu also breaks through his own skin from the hit and also loses some blood Riachu then faints)
Surge: no Riachu
Ash: ha i win
later after Riachu wakes up
Surge: well i guess your not such a baby after all (they shake hands and Surge gives Ash the Thunder Badge)
Riachu: ria ria (good job Pikachu)
Pikachu: pika pika (thanks) (they shake hands er i mean paws on it)
Ash: well see ya Surge
Surge: bye not baby
Ash: ok Pikachu here you go this months issue of playpoke
Pikachu: pika (jumps up and grabs it and starts looking at the pictures
the end

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