Narrator: our story contunues with the idiot still traped in the forest with the virgen
Ash: hey who you calling idiot? and the girl is not a virgen (Misty slaps Ash) oww (spots a Weedle) hey what the hell is that Dexter?
Dexter: you dumb ass it's a f***in Weedle they are just as crappy as Caterpie only with some poisin just use that stupid bird of yours and you'll be fine
Ash: oh ok then Pidgeotto get the hell out here (throws a pokeball and Pidgeotto comes out)
Pidgeotto: pigot pigot
Ash: alright Pidgeotto kick the crap out of that bug (Pidgeotto starts beating up Weedle who is bloody all over) ok now (a trianer interupts)
trainer: are you a pokemon trainer?
Ash: ya whats it to you?
trainer: then i'm gonna kick your ass
Ash: who the hell are you anyway?
trainer: i'm samrai and you are my next victum who the hell are you?
Ash: i'm Ash Ketchum from pallet town and i accept your fight hey wait i forgot about the Weedle (looks at were Weedle is finding blood all over the tree and all over Pidgeotto's mouth) oops thanks a lot samurai now it got killed because i forgot to stop Pidgeotto from eating it don't worry Pidgeotto it's ok come back in the ball (Ash returns Pidgeotto) now i'm pissed off at you so lets fight already (they begin)
Samurai: Pincer get out here now (throws pokeball and a Pincer comes out)
Pincer: gurr
Ash: a bug type fine then Pidgeotto go (Pidgeotto comes out exhausted) what's wrong Pidgeotto
Samurai: ha ha it's too tired to fight let him rest
Ash: Pidgeotto return (gets Pidgeotto back in the pokeball) Metapod go (lets Metapod out)
Samarui: Pincer use gulitine (Pincer traps Metapod with his pinchers about to cut it in half)
Ash: (thinking) crap if it does then (pictures Pincer cuting Metapod in half with blood everywere) (out loud) Metapod use harden now (pincer's claws break off and starts to bleed)
Samarui: damn you pincer return, metapod go (another metapod appears) now use harden
Ash: oh ya metapod use harden again (the two metapods contunue to use harden till they can't anymore) just a little more
Samarui: metapod use a full powered harden
Misty: you know you're both bigger dumb-asses then your metapods
Ash: i can't help it i'm a guy (a sworm of bedrils show up)
Samarui: crap metapod return (the Samarui's metapod is safe and they take Ash's)
Ash: hey return that metapod now you bastards
bedrils: buzzzzz (ya right up yours)
Ash: i don't know what they were saying but i'm gonna kick there stingy little asses
Misty: Ash it's getting late maybe we should get redy for sleep
Samuari: oh well if you guys want you can sleep in a nice warm tent with me
Misty: realy do you have extra sleeping bags i forgot mine
Samuari: sorry but you don't need one the warm tent is enough to keep us all warm
Misty: oh good point, wait you don't by chance sleep naked like a certin pervert do you?
Samuari: of course not what kind of dumb ass would do that? (Ash's face turns red)
Misty: oh good now just don't try to do anything on me ok
Samuari: not to worry i'm gay
Misty: if only a certin pokemon enslaver was gay to (looking right at Ash)
Ash: who me?
(next morning)
Misty: boy it's a good thing Ash was forced to sleep outside or i would be screwed (literily)
Ash: common we gotta find that metapod
Samuari: well maybe if a so called dumb ass trainer wasn't such a dumb ass this wouldn't happen
Ash: shut the hell up at least i'm not gay
Misty: i wish you were
Ash: i know you don't realy mean that cause you're just a bitch (Misty slaps Ash)
Misty: stop calling me a bitch
Ash: i cannot tell a lie and truith is your a bitch (Misty slaps Ash again)
Misty: i hope you plan to pay sore my bike soon
Ash: i told you i can pay you when ever you want
Misty (yelling): i told you already sex doesn't count as a form of payment
Ash: fine have it your way (spots a tree full of kakuna getting ready to evolve) hey what the hell is that
dexter: you dumb ass there called kukuna there the stage between weedle and bedril
Ash: oh (they start to evolve) ahh lets run for it
James: not so fast twerp
Jessie: If anyone asks us this or that,
James: The answer we'll give is society's sympathy,
Jessie: To prevent world destruction
James: To protect world peace
Jessie: We hold the evils of love and truth
James: We're lovely people
Jessie: Jessie
James: James
Jessie: Wagering the galaxy we're Team Rocket
James: A white hall we're waiting for a white tomorrow!
talking Meowth: that's right
Ash: i don't have time for this so get your asses out of the way
Jessie: we'll leave if you hand over pikachu
Ash: screw you, ahh (the bedrils attak and Ash ducks and they send team rocket flying)
James: damnet Meoth this is all your falt
Meowth: ya i know i realy suck
all three: Yana Kanji!!! (origonal japanese lines for looks like Team Rockets blasting off again)
Ash: at least they're gone for now but what the hell do i do about these bedrils
Samuari: alow me to handle this (pulls out a gun and starts shooting them) damn theres too many of them (runs very fast back to the tent)
Misty: Ash do something right now or we'll be stung to death (the bedrils are about to stab right through Ash and Misty when metapod jumps up from out of nowere and the bedrils stab a giant hole right through metapod and he starts bleeding badily and then starts glowing)
Ash: damn you Bedrils (flips them off) metapod are you okey (metapods shell falls to the floor and a butterfree is seen) hey what did you do to my metapod?
Misty: no you dumb ass metapod evolved into a butterfree
Ash: oh, oh ya kick ass now buterfree send those bedrils to hell with stun spore (butterfree does so and instead of them being paralized most of them die) hey you killed most of them even better
Misty: wait you mean some of them arent completily dead
Ash: think so (Misty starts stepping on the helpless bedrils and gets blood all over her shoes)
Misty: take this and that go to hell bedrils (after killing all of them they go back to were the Samurai is at to tell him everythings safe)
Ash: ok samurai those bedrils have been sent into hell thanks to my new butterfree
Samuari: you must realy know how to handle your butterfree so good luck on your journey
Ash and Misty: see you then (they head out to pewter city)
to be contunued