Narrator: as we last saw our young dumb-ass trainer, Ash tries to catch a caterpie will he catch his first pokemon find out today (episode title appears)
Misty: Ash catches a pokemon ( cut to were we last left off) (the pokeball Ash threw opeans and caterpie goes in, red light flashes and pokeball moves around and then stops)
Ash: alright i got caterpie man i kick ass
Misty: you better not let that thing out on me
Ash: why are you scared or something
Misty: theres three things i hate and thats condoms and smoking and bugs
Ash: ya well maybe i like condoms and smoking and bugs (make a face at her)
Misty: well just keep that thing away or else i'll squash it
Ash: ok then caterpie go (releaces caterpie out and it climbs on Misty's leg)
Misty: eww it's trying to hump my leg (kicks caterpie of onto a tree)
Ash: hey that was uncalled for he just likes your boobs just like everyone else isn't that right caterpie? (caterpie nodds yes)
Misty: you guys sicken me common pikachu (pikachu follows)
Ash: fine be that way caterpie go hump Misty's leg (caterpie continues to chase Misty until night time) alright caterpie you can stop now we should get some sleep Misty care to join us?
Misty: fine i will but you better not try anything
Ash: fine by me do you have a sleeping bag?
Misty: damnet i knew i forgot something, Ash do you have any extra sleeping bags?
Ash: no sorry i only have one but we can allways share it's big enough for two
Misty: fine but don't try anything stupid now were did i put my night cloths? (looks through back pack and can't find them anywere) Ash have you seen my night cloths anywere?
Ash: what are night cloths?
Misty: what you don't know what they are? there cloths you were at night don't you were anything to bed?
Ash: no i just sleep naked but i guess that dumb girls like you can't sleep like that can you now?
Misty: what there's no way i'm sleeping in the nude it's bad enough you are but theres no way i'm sleeping naked
Ash: fine by me sleep with your cloths on see if i care
Misty: i can't do that thats extreemly uncomfortable i'll sleep naked but not with you (she start trying to sleep in the cold naked and starts shivering)
Ash: your more than welcome to sleep in here it's so cozy
Misty: oh fine then move over (Ash sees Misty's naked flesh)
Ash: so thats what it looks like (Misty gets in and kicks Ash in the nuts) ouch that hurt (Misty peeks under and says in her thoughs "so thats what one of those things looks like)
Misty: you better put a condom on that thing (puts a hole free condom on ash's dick)
Ash: fine by me (Misty falls asleap) sucker and i mean she realy is a sucker (takes off condom and throws it out side) now were was i oh yes (morning comes)
(Misty wakes up) Misty: aaaaaahhhhh what the hell are you doing on top of me like that and weres that condom? (Ash wakes up)
Ash: oh don't worry i'm just having sex with you (Misty punches Ash in the face) ok i deserved that hey whats that? (spots a Pidgeotto and pulls out dexter)
Dexter: Pidgeotto the bird pokemon unlike Pidgy Pidgeotto have an agressive behavior
Ash: caterpie go (caterpie comes out and Pidgeotto spots it and hits caterpie to a tree) what the hell happened?
Misty: Ash you dumb ass don't you know birds eat worms (slaps Ash)
Ash: damnet caterpie return (Ash calls back caterpie and the Pidgeotto that was diving at it gets it's beak stuck in a tree) pikachu get it (pikachu runs out and Pidgeotto gets out of the tree and pikachu shocks it)
pikachu: pika chuuuu (Pidgeotto falls down in a mess of blood)
Ash: pokeball go (throws empty pokeball at Pidgeotto it beeps) alright i got my second pokemon to enslave
Pikachu: pii pikachu (pikachu takes out ciggerate and starts smoking)
Jessie: not not so fast twerp
Misty: what the hell do you want?
James: we want your pikachu (Jessie and James point at pikachu)
Ash: what i'm gonna kick your ass
Jessie: the only ass that will be getting kicked is yours
Ash: oh ya Pidgeotto go (lets Pidgeotto out of it's pokeball)
Pidgeotto: pidgot pidgot
Jessie: ekans go
James: you to koffing
ekans: ekans
koffing: koff koff koffing
Ash: go get them Pidgeotto
Pidgeotto: pidgot (attacks ekans and koffing)
Jessie: ekans get your lunch (ekans bites Pidgeotto in the belly and blood spazes out of Pidgeotto and onto ekans'es teeth)
Ash: damnet Pidgeotto return pikachu go
James: koffing sluge attak on pikachu (koffing spits out gasoline at pikachu's eyes and Jessie throws her cigeratte at pikachu's eyes, pikachu's eyes are burning and he's bleeding like crazy)
Ash: pikachu no Misty go take pikachu out of the way (misty does so)
Ash's thoughts: caterpie is the only one left and it's too damn week from the fight with Pidgeotto errr damnet
Ash outside his thoughts: caterpie please help (caterpie comes out
Jessie and James: ha ha ha ha that pueny liktle thing
Jessie: ekans make quick work of it
James: you do the same thing koffing (ekans and koffing charge at caterpie while pikachu is trying to rup og the gas)
Ash: ah caterpie use string shot now (caterpie releaces a string at ekans and koffing who get covered up and can't see)
Jessie and James: what the hell did you do to them
Ash: now caterpie use tackle now (caterpie tackles koffing who hits ekans and lots of blood ozzes out of all of them)
Jessie: damn you brat
James: you haven't seen the last of us one day we'll kick your ass (they run off)
Misty: wow you are a brave little guy
Ash: you see Misty now why don't you go pet it
Misty: well okay (she goes up to pet it when strings start to cover the thing) what the hell is going on
Ash: I think he's evolving (caterpie evolves) wow (Ash takes out pokedex)
Dexter: (ding) metapod the cacoon pokemon metapod is one step clocer to his final stage of evolution
Misty: eww eww eww
Ash: whats wrong Misty?
Misty: that thing gets more creepy by the minute get that thing away from me (metapod sighs)
Ash: hey look on the bright side it can't hump your leg anymore (Misty slaps Ash than a beedrill flies bye)
Misty: Ash let's get the hell outta here
Ash: no way there's more pokemore pokemon to catch (they run off)
TO BE CONTUNUED