Ash: i'm thirsty lets stop for a drink
Brock: well ok theres a fountain right up ahead (they all take a few steps to find a water fountain)
Ash: say whats that?
Dexter: damnet it's an Oddish there little grass type pokemon that are currently week but once they evolve they are very dangerious and can be used to create cocane and weed damn what a dumb ass
Misty: ohh this ones mine Staryu come on out
Staryu: heya
Misty: Staryu spin tackle now
Staryu: heya (Staryu spins around and hits Oddish hard enough that blood comes out from Oddish)
Misty: now for the catch pokeball go (Misty tries to capture Oddish but a pokemon appears from out of no were and blocks the ball sending it back to Misty empty)
Ash: what the hell is that thing?
Dexter: oh my god you f***in dumb ass it's a Bulbasaur remember it was one of the three starting pokemon aviable
Ash: oh right
Misty: now why the hell did you do that Bulbasaur?
Bulbasaur: bulba (tackles Staryu for hiting Oddish and goes right through Staryu who loses lots of blood)

Misty: Staryu are you ok?
Staryu: heya (Bulbasaur then starts to whip Staryu with vines and Staryu soon is sean with cuts all over his back then falls down)
Misty: Staryu (gives Bulbasaur the finger)
Ash: don't worry Staryu is fine he's still breathing just some small injuries
Misty: Staryu return (Bulbasaur and Oddish run off) hey get your ass over here right now *loudly* grrr you lousey prick
Ash: ok common now lets go now (head out)
Misty: what should we do about this rope bridge?
Ash: lets just be careful about walking just one step at a time (while there half way it breaks)
All three: ahh (Brock falls into the water)
Ash: Brock (Ash and Misty manage to get up the broken bridge and to the other side) common Misty lets go try to find Brock (they get caught in a net trap)
Misty: who the hell could have done this?
Ash: probily Team Rocket (Bulbasaur comes out from a bush) Bulbasaur was that you who traped us in here let me out (Bulbasaur walks away)
mean while
Jessie: got any ideas on how to steal Pikachu?
James: not at the mo... ahh (they all fall into a pit hole
Jessie: hey i don't remember setting a pit hole here do you?
James: no Meouth
Meouth: i don't think so
Brock: hey guys what are you guys doing hanging out like this?
Ash: oh me i'm just trying to get Misty to have sex with me like she said she would
Misty: oh fine Ash i'll suck the little thing tonight but it better be longer then 2 inches
Ash: you promise
Misty: you can kill me if i lie
Ash: great then either way i get to have sex with you now Brock can you get us down now
Brock: oh right (takes out a pocket knife and cuts the rope which causes Ash, Misty, and Pikachu to fall on the ground hard)
Ash: oww that hurt
Brock: oops sorry
Misty: so exactly how did you survive that current?
Brock: oh right what happened is i was drafting down when the hot girl helped me out common i'd like you to meat her (they walk to a small place) guys i'd like you to meat Melanie, Melanie this is Ash and Misty
Ash: hi
Melanie: hello there sorry about that net it's used to keep people from getting here
Misty: why would that be a problem for them to be here
Melanie: well this place here is a spa and treatment place for injured pokemon and it would not be good if trainers were to come here and try to catch them
Ash: say do you think we could stay here for a short while and look at the pokemon well help you out
Melanie: well sure i could allways use the company (a bit later)
Misty: Oddish listen i'm sorry about earler with trying to catch you and such do you forgive me?
Oddish: oddish oddish (yes)
Misty: thanks Oddish your so sweet (Bulbasaur walks in)
Bulbasaur: bulba saur (i don't)

Misty: *yelling* oh ya well who the hell asked you? (Bulbasaur gives her the finger and walks away)
Ash: say Melanie why is Bulbasaur here when he's not injured in any way?
Melanie: well a while back Bulbasaur came here injured and beaten up by a mob so i came and healed him back to health but after he wanted to stay and help me so he's kind of a volunteer
Ash: oh i see
meanwhile
James: you see that Jessie a whole bunch of pokemon for the taking and the twerps Pikachu to
Jessie: great now this time we wont fail (head over to were Ash is)
Ash: damnet it's Team Rocket
Jessie: To prevent world destruction
James: To protect world peace
Jessie: We hold the evils of love and truth
James: We�re lovely people
Jessie: Jessie
James: James
Jessie: Wagering the galaxy we're Team Rocket
James: A white hall we're waiting for a white tomorrow!
Meowth: that's right
Ash: what the hell do you want this time?
James: not that it matters to you but were taking the pokemon hope thats ok with you (James pushes a butten and a giant tube appears and starts to try sucking up everything)
Misty: damnet we got to get everyone inside before it's too late
Melanie: right ok everyone get inside the house quickly (all of them but Oddish manage to get in)
Misty: oh no Oddish (Bulbasaur runs out and grabs Oddish who is about to be sucked in with a vine)
Bulbasaur: bulba (he's having a hard time keeping his ground)
Ash: Bulbasaur i'm comming (leaves the house and helps by pulling on Bulbasaur and the three of them get inside)common Bulbasaur i have an idea
Bulbasaur: bulba (follows Ash to the roof)
Ash: ok Bulbasaur use razer leaf (Bulbasaur does so and breaks the vacium and Team Rocket hits the ground) good job Bulasaur now Pidgeotto go
Pidgeotto: pidgot pidgot
Ash: Pidgeotto use gust to blow them away (Pidgeotto creates a wind so strong it sends Team Rocket flying)
all three: Yana Kanji
Melanie: thank you Ash for saving the pokemon but i would like you to take Bulbasaur with you so he can get some more open space
Ash: ok i would be glad to
Bulbasaur: bulba bulba

Melanie: *giggles* well ok Bulbasaur says he will go with you only if you can beat him in a battle and catch him
Ash: ok with me (they head to an open field) Pikachu your up
Pikachu: pika
Bulbasaur: bulbasaur (Bulbasaur uses vine whip to grab Pikachu and toss him up then hit the ground and hurting Pikachu enough to get blood all over the ground and Bulbasaur's vines)

Ash: oh crap Pikachu use thundershock now
Pikachu: pika chuuu (Pikachu's attack hits the vines which go to Bulbasaur and hits him, Bulbasaur falls on his back)
Ash: ok pokeball go (Ash throws an empty pokeball at Bulbasaur which catches it and starts to shake and beep for a few seconds then stops Ash then picks it up) alright this kicks ass i got a Bulbasaur
Pikachu: pi pikachu (i helped to you know)
Ash: well goodby Melanie mabey well meat again someday
Melanie: see ya
Brock: wait Melanie can i please stay here and help now that Bulbasaurs gone?
Melanie: thanks for the offer Brock but i don't need any help but thanks anyway
Brock: *in tears* aw damnet
Narrator: having captured Bulbasaur mabey theres some hope for Ash after all but oh well tune in for the next exciting episode of pokemon
the end

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