Ash: i&m so tired it's been ten days and we havent gotten to Vermilion City yet
Misty: i aggree we should stop and rest
Brock: uh Misty don't look now but i think theres a bug trying to crawl down your pants (takes a twig with a small leaf and makes it crawl into her pants)
Misty: ahh get it off get it off (flings it away)
Brock: ha ha ha you see it was just a twig (shows it to her)
Misty: damnet you (kicks Brock in the nuts for that)
Brock: oww oww oww
Misty: serves him right, say what the hell is that (spots a giant object that looks like a pokemon)
Ash: i don't know lets go see (they move closer to find it's just a Charmander sitting on a giant rock) oh it's a Charmander
Brock: Ash you should try and catch it just look at the flame on it's tail
Ash: ok i will (Ash throws a pokeball but Charmander sends it back with his tail) damnet oh well
Brock: Ash try that again i doubt it can handle another one
Ash: ok (throws another pokeball but this time Charmander goes into it but breaks out of it) damn so what now? (it starts to rain)
Brock: Ash we got to go and take Charmander to the pokemon center now if that flame on it's tail goes out it will die (they all take Charmander to the center)
Misty: Nurse Joy we need you to heal this Charmander right away the flame on it's tail could go out any minute
Nurse Joy: oh my Chansey hurry take this Charmander to intensive care right away
Chansey: sey (Charmander is taken to a room and above the door a light goes on and a morphine image appears)
Ash: ah (Nurse Joy comes out with a smile)
Nurse Joy: don't worry Charmander will be just fine come in and see (they go in to find Charmander in a tube with wires connested to him and his tail sticking out)
Pikachu: pika (runs over to Charmande's tail and uses the flame to light up a cigerrete)
Nurse Joy: Pikachu theres a no smoking rule in intensive car would you mind taking it over in the lobby?
Pikachu: pika pikachu (ok my bad)
Nurse Joy: thank you now as for the rest of you i suggest going with Pikachu you can sleep in there tonight with the other trainers
Ash: um ok (they go in there and
spot another trainer with a lot of pokeballs)
Person1: woa Damien you got a lot of cool pokemon
Damien: ya i know there easy to find and catch
Person2: hey didn't you have a Charmander?
Damien: i used to but it was a sissey it couldn't even beat the weakest of pokemon...
Misty: gerr even though they are weak agenst water pokemon they can be trained to overcome it
Damien: i tried to make it stronger i tried steroids, playpoke magizine, cigerretes, beer but nothing would work and it would keep following me so i ditched it on a rock and told it i'd be back the dumbass believed me (Brock stands up and heads tward Damien)
Ash: Brock what the hell are you doing?
Brock: (grabs Damien by the shirt) go back and get it
Damien: why the hell should i do that?
Brock: because that Charmander was still waiting for you he thinks you will actually return for him
Damien: i don't give a damn as far as i care it can die
Ash: what you bastard how could you abuse him like that?
Damien: you wanna fight me punk?
Ash: bring it on (they both take out a pokeball when Nurse Joy steps in)
Nurse Joy: please break it up using your pokemon like that is wrong and i will not allow it in my center
Ash: sorry
Damien: eh you'r luckey joy stoped us i would've kicked your ass
the next day
Brock: guys guys wake up Charmander escaped
Ash: what the hell (they go in to see the window open and Nurse Joy looking at the tube un happy
Joy: sorry guys Charmander left after he was healed
Misty: damnet he probily whent back to that rock to wait for Damien
Joy: Damien had just left after getting drunk again i kicked him and his gang out
Brock: i'm sure that Charmanders grateful for us saving but he still thinks Damien will keep his word and come back
Misty: ya i guess your right even if that bastard Damien is a creep
Ash: lets go
meanwhile is a few feet from the rock when he sees Team Rocket digginh a hole and covering it up unaware of what there up to
James: you sure this will work?
Jessie: sure i'm sure now lets hide there comming (they hide in a bush)
Ash: Charmander are you sure you want to stay here?
Charmander: char char (yes)
Ash: ok but he's lieing to ya (they walk a bit more and Ash, Misty, and Brock minus Pikachu fall into the pitfall trap) what the hell
Jessie and James: ha ha ha ha ha
Jessie: To prevent world destruction
James: To protect world peace
Jessie: We hold the evils of love and truth
James: We're lovely people
Jessie: Jessie
James: James
Jessie: Wagering the galaxy we're Team Rocket
James: A white hall we're waiting for a white tomorrow!
Meowth: that's right
all three: Team Rocket
James: thats right and look what we got (they hold up Pikachu who is in a plastic bag)
Pikachu: pika chuu (Pikachu tries to shock the bag but it does nothing)
Jessie: did you really think that would work?
Meouth: ye we made it electric proof so it wouldn't work same with our suits were whearing
Ash: damn you Team Rocket (Charmander appears)
Jessie: what is that thing?
James: i think it's a Charmander
Jessie: we don't have time for you Ecans go
James: Koffing you to
Ecans: ecans
Koffing: koff koffing
Charmander: mmmmm (with an angry face hurls a large flame from his mouth and burns Team Rocket suits and bag, toasts them, and frees Pikachu)
James: i knew we should have used fire proof suits
Jessie: shutup and keep running
all three: Yana Kanji (Damien appears after Charmander helps Ash Brock and Misty out of the hole)
Damien: hey Charmander i saw what you did just now and want you back
Ash: what the hell
Damien: you see just like i said i would
Ash: you only want him back now that he's stronger
Damien: ya so don't you know pokemon are just tools you use to fight with i left him here to toughin him up so come on back
Misty: Charmander remember he abbused you once what's stopping him fom doing it again?
Charmander: char (walks away from Damien)
Damien: why you (holds up a large bag of pokeballs) i'll get you
Pikachu: pika chuu (shocks Damien)
Charmander: charrrr (starts to burn Damien while Pikachus' still shockinh him)
Damien: ahh (starts crying and runs away) mommey
Ash: well that was easy hey Charmander want to join us?
Charmander: char char (nods yes)
Ash: great (throws a pokeball and Charmander jumps in) alright i got a Charmander
Narrator: Ash has now caught a Charmander but will he ever get to Vermilion City find out
the end