Ash: hey look a pay phone now i can show Professor Oak the badges i've earned (puts some coins in and diles the phone)
Oak: hello
Ash: hey Professor
Oak: oh hi Ash hows it going?
Ash: great check it out (holds out his badges to the video camera)
Oak: after all this time only four badges?
Ash: what is that not enough for you?
Oak: well it's just that your other rivles have all gotten at least five by now
Ash: FIVE damnet
Oak: not to mention Gary has alredy gotten more then thirty more pokemon by now and you haven't sent me any new pokemon in a while, the last one you sent me was Krabby, you need to work harder damnet (hangs up)
Ash: he's right i'm a screw up
Misty: so true
Ash: hey who the hell asked you?
Brock: ok brake it up now who's hungary?
Ash and Misty: ooh me first me
Brock: now now calm down theres plenty of rice balls for the both of you
Ash: horay Brock you make the best rice balls ever
Brock: well ok lets go with that
Ash: hey what the hells is that (sees a Mankey come out the bushes and pulls out the pokedex)
Dexter: dumbass it's a Mankey i wouldnt try to catch it if i were you
Ash: who asked you? (puts the pokedex away) Brock pass me over a rice ball will ya
Brock: ok here (hands Ash a rice ball)
Ash: oh Mankey come here (holds out the rice ball and Mankey comes over to sniff it)
Mankey: hoo hoo ha ha (takes the rice ball and starts to eat it)
Ash: perfect (throws a pokeball at it)
Mankey: hoo (throws the rice ball at the pokeball and the rice ball goes inside)
Ash: grrr damnet huh (sees that Mankey is now charging at them) run for it
all three plus Pikachu: aaaahhhhh (they continue running when Misty trips and Mankey grabs her)
Misty: let go of me damn you (Mankey throws hey at Ash and Brock then beats them all up badly then steels Ash's hat and runs up a tree)
Ash: everyone ok?
Misty: i think so
Brock: i guess
Pikachu: pika (nods yes)
Ash: aah my hat it's gone
Misty: so it's just a stupid hat you can get a new one
Ash: do you have any clue haw damn hard it is to get one? (Ash remembers the comercial for it)
Trainer 1 (off screan: Charzard Flamethrower
Trainer 2 (also off screan): Blastoise Hydro Pump (they both attack and it ends up being a draw)
Tv announcer: wow this is a rare thing to happen and now as a limited time offer you can get an offical pokemon league hat (shows the hat spinning around to show ) now you can wear the hat of a true pokemon master (shows Charzard and Blastoice wearing the hats and holding their thumbs up then the comercial ends)
Ash: it took a lot of enteries to fill out to win it
Misty: that explains why i didn't win i only filled out one
Ash: here Mankey come here i would like the hat back (starts climbing when Mankey pops up and socks Ash so hard that he falls off the tree) ouch
meanwhile Team Rocket is spying on them from the bushes
Jessie: see that James?
James: ya this is the perfect time to steel Pikachu
Meouth: then lets go
all three: right (they run over to the others)
Jessie: ok twerp hand over Pikachu right now or we will hurt you more then you alredy are
Ash: this is not the time were being attacked by a Mankey
James: what the hell is a Mankey? (Mankey comes down wearing Ash's hat backwords) huh (Mankey climbs down and starts to sniff Jameses leg) get lost you (kicks Mankey away)
Ash: what the hell
Brock: i wish you didn't do that (Mankey lands gets up and starts to glow)
Misty: oh crap i think he's evolving (Makney finishes evolving and is now a Primeape)
Primeape: primeape
James: i'm guessing that pokemon i kicked was Mankey
Brock: ya only now it's a Primeape
Ash: common lets go before we get our asses kicked
Jessie: i don't think so Ekans go
James: Koffing you to
Ekans: ekans
Koffing: koff koff koffing
Jessie: go kill that thing (pointing at Primeape)
Ekans: ekans
Koffing: koffing (they charge at Primeape but he jumps up into the air and then kicks them from above then punches them both so hard blood flies everywere and they are knocked back to Jessie and James who are sent flying)
Jessie: aah i guess
Both together: it looks like were blasting off again
Primeape: prime ape (gives an angery look at ash Brock and Misty then flips them off)
Ash: i think he's mad
Dexter (from inside Ash's pocket): i do not reccomend looking a Primeape in the eyes once you do they will continue to chase you till they catch up and then they will kill you
Ash: damn we gotta get outta here
Brock: now now i have a theory i think Primeape is just lonely and wants attention (goes up to Primeape and buts his arm around him) you see ok Primeape smile
Primeape: priiiime (punches Brock who gets sent flying and a tooth and some blood fall down to the ground)
Ash: i think it's time for a new theory
Misty: aggreed
Ash: (thinking of what oak said earler)
Oak: you need to catch more pokemon damnet
Ash: (no longer thinking) Oaks right
Misty: Ash it's just a hat
Ash: it's not about the hat i'm gonna catch that thing no matter what a real trainer wouldn't back down so neither will i
Misty: you dumbass can't you see he's gonna kill you look what happened to Brock, and he was trying to be nice
Ash: i know but i must catch Primeape now Pikachu go
Pikachu: pika (takes out the cigerrete he was smoking and jumps up in front of Primeape who is much bigger then he is)
Ash: Pikachu don't look him straight in the eyes
Pikachu: pi ka (starts to look up and ends up seeing him eye to eye)
Primeape: priiiime ape (gives a crazy look on his face and looks like hes about to charge at them)
Pikachu: pika (kicks Primeape in the nuts then runs to Ash)
Ash: good idea Pikachu but now lets run while Primeape is hurt (Ash Misty and Pikachu all run being chaced by Primeape who is now inraged until they find Brock who looks beaten up bad and blood dripping around him)
Ash: Brock get up
Brock: Ash what the hell is going on?
Ash: Primeapes attacking run (they all continue to run whan they find a hole in the ground so they jump in find Team Rocket in there) oh look it&39;s the assholes
James: you should be happy that were letting you stay in here
Jessie: uh James (points out and they see Primeape charging at them)
James: aahh (Primeape jumps in the hole and beats them all up and Ash Brock Misty and Pikachu manage to get out the hole)
Ash: HEY PRIMEAPE OVER HERE (Primeape jumps out and gets ready to attack) this is it now Squirtle go
Squirtle: squirtle squirt
Ash: ok Squirtle try to cool him down with water gun
Squirtle: squirtle (shoots out a bunch of water at Prime ape but it does nothing and when Squirtles water gun ends Primeape is now madder then ever)
Misty and Brock: aah
Ash: crap Squirtle return, Bulbasaur go
Bulbasaur: bulbasaur
Ash: Bulbasaur use razor leaf
Bulbasaur: bulba (shoots out sharp leaves at Primeape but he punches them each away but gets a little blood on his hands making him madder)
Misty and Brock: aaaaaahhhhh
Ash: hell no Bulbasaur return
Bulbasaur: bulba
Ash: grrr Charmander go
Charmander: charrr (Primeape starts punching Charmander in the face real hard and blood comes spitting out of Charmander)
Ash: Charmander retur... huh (sees that the flame on Charmanders tail is getting bigger and bigger so he pulls out the pokedex)
Dexter: when Charmander gets beaten up badly it unlocks a powerful attack called Rage were Charmanders power goes way up and will not give up untill he wins
Ash: wow i didn't know Charmander could do that
Charmander: charrrr (his eyes glow and a flame starts inside his mouth)
Pikachu: pika (runs up tward Primeape)
Ash: Pikachu what the hell are you doing? (Pikachu jumps up at Primeape and with his mouth grabs the hat then runs back to Ash right after Charmanders Flamethrower attack hits Primeape who burns up then Charmander starts to scratch Primeape over and over getting lots of blood on his nails)
Ash: oh i see thanks Pikachu
Pikachu: pika
Ash: oph right Charmander stop before he is killed i need to catch him
Charmander: char (stops scratching and jumps away showing Primeape on the ground bleeding and burnt)
Ash: pokeball go (Ash throws a pokeball and Primeape goes in then the ball starts rolling back and forth and the circle in the center of the ball starts blinking it then stops moving and blinking) ha, huh (the ball after a moment continues to roll around and blink) what the hell it's getting a second chance (the ball then stops moving this time for sure) woo hoo i go a Primeape (Team Rocket then comes out of the hole limping over)
Jessie: is that thing gone?
Ash: why don't you see for your self? (holds up the pokeball he just caught Primeape with and throws it at them)
James: huh (Primeape pops out and pushes them back into the hole and beats them up more sending them flying then jumps out and over to Ash)
Ash: ha ha good job Primeape
Primeape: prime (punches Ash giving him a black eye)
Ash: ouch ok now Primeape, Charmander return (he never called Charmander back until just now)
Brock: hey look
Ash: what the (sees that Celadon City is right below them) but how?
Misty: i guess Primeape chased us farther then we thought
Ash: great lookout Celadon City here comes Ash
Meanwhile Team Rocket lands on the ground
Jessie: uugh
James: ouch
Meouth: this can't get any worce, huh (they see that there surrounded by a bunch of Primeape)
all three: aaahhhh
The End

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