'It's quicksand, relax.'
'My children are so adorable, need any?'
'Don't pull Dad's finger!'
'Call me sometime, we could swap spit.'
'Bowling in tights shows things.'
'Sally Struthers' retaining some water?'
'Folding my map properly is confusing.'
'Stu, the janitor, covets my golden parachute.'
'Pie, easy stuff.'
'Plato called Socrates "that theoretical guy"
'Children destroy quiet.'
'Freaky planet fumes filled Captain Picard's lungs.'
'For the ninth time, let's not rehash.'
'Vogon General's poetry just tore heads apart.'
'Bowling naked violates regional codes.'
'Smile and I'll reciprocate.'
'My modest ode to Captain Picard.'
'Masochistic House of Paincakes.'
'Dated twins, sex became complicated.'
'Electrical engineer changed shorts.'
'Wisconsins population fled. Left their pants.'
'Someones eating bran. She'll crap herself.'
'Daniel Boons hat: 'coon skin.'
'Obese breakdancers damaged concrete outside LA.'
'Help me! My mother doesn't iron.'
'My socks taste awful.'
'Drama teacher suddenly began crying.'
'Hairy and ugly? Kids yours.'
'Naked, Miss Quebec shivered.'
'How women operate automobiles: One foot, hard.'
'Don't trampoline naked, I'm eating jello.'
'Respighi burped a symphony.'
'Open sesame makes something accessible.'
Why can't the government end poverty?
Police surrounded a donut.
Buddy, the music died.
'High diver didn't expect granite.'
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Reach out and punch people.
'Barfed quesadillas. Damn tequila probably instigated.'
'Cuddling up during Godfather feels eerie.'
Beheadings cure migraines.
Down with pessimism.
'Bobbing for beer.'
'Pink Floyd began life in rehab.'
'God created Cleveland in a complete panic.'