Chudplugs aren't free.
DsrtNomad
'Ringo is super Starr.'
dutchlace
'Do groundhogs really predict?'
'Caught vandal taking radio. Stole batteries, too.'
'Popcorn: A popportunity.'
'Bullwinkle couldn't whistle; Squirrel couldn't hear alert.'
'Paraplegic's in wheelchair, evidently he's considered invalid.'