Zonk's almost occured first military action

An IXA pledge (who will go unnamed for his own protection) stole the ZX rush boat.
ZX became aware that it was an IXA pledge.

After going to two rooms previously, ZX (at least 15 of them, an exact counting was impossible) came into Jon Hoyer's room.
Jon Hoyer was at his computer, Matt at his, David Carrington and myself were also in the room. Jared Root asked Hoyer who took the boat and where it was. This progressed, David became agravated and distinguished himself with meritourious action. people began to push one another, and I began to pray.
I determined two things.
(1) I would try to stop any hostilites from occuring.
(2) If that failed, I would do everything in my power (and God's) to protect my friends.

(2) did not happen, and (1) was not neccesary because God took care of it. An RA came up and cooled things down enough to get ZX out of the room.


As the RA came up, I realized that ZX stole the shower curtain which was out in the hall. That was returned by Root with the assurance that any damages to the curtain would be paid for ( I think he was scared of repercussions from higher up).

As a result of this, David Carrington is not liked by ZX (who cares?). Because of his honorable actions above and beyond the call of duty, I gave him Zonk's highest honor. (This is legal because I just made it up). It was a handshake.
Matt then gave David Zonk's highest honor. He hit him in the head with an open hand above the temple.
Fox gave David Zonk's highest honor, he showed him the stinger (the good kind).

Well, Zonk is beginning to live up to its claim of being a militant anti-frat. Let's just hope when the first action comes, we win and all the homicides are justifiable.


Tank

ZONK FOREVER!!!!
and ever!!!
and ever!



article by David "Tank" Tankersley
edited for grammar, style, and format by Greg Irwin



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