the Zonk "sacred shirt"
was passed on to Zonk member Nathan Webb by his dad,
a member of Zonk (generation 1).

I saw it once, as best as I remember it, it was a dark gray ringer t-shirt with blue rings on the collar and sleeves.
It said "ZONK" on the front in blue letters.

I don't remember exactly why we called it "sacred,"
other than it was a really old relic from the original days of Zonk.

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the Zonk "sacred shower curtain"
Matt Carey and John Fox decided they needed a shower curtain to up between their rooms in the hall when they heard that someone in the same area had done something several years before.
Since their rooms are at the end of the hall, this has the effect of forming a little room. When the shower curtain went up, a table and charis were moved in, along with wall decorations. See the Cove.

The shower curtain saw some brief prison time when ZX stole it to pump Matt Carey's roomate, (then an IXA pledge) for information about the whereabouts of their stolen property.
(for complete info see Zonk's almost occured first military action.)
When ZX realized that the curtain did not belong to the pledge, it was returned without harm.

article by David "Tank" Tankersley
edited for grammar, style, and format by Greg Irwin
(I put in hard returns and fixed three errors, whoopty doo!)

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