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Reviews Maria Carey and Westlife “Against all Odds” A marketing man’s dream and a music fan’s nightmare. This is the thing that gives music a bad name. Westlife are their usual flat, dreary selves sounding smugly aware of the sales this’ll make regardless of it’s lack of quality. Up against this there isn’t much Marioa can do to lift it and she doesn’t. The result sounds like they’re battling over who does the lead singing. Phil Collins would be turning in his grave is he were actually dead. Then again if he’s heard what’s been done to his song he probably wishes he was. Sisqo “Unleash the Dragon” This is, to my knowledge, the Dru Hill singers best yet. So it’s just bad. Mel B “Tell Me” As expected Mel whatever her surname is opts for an R & B number in the style of Destiny’s Child or TLC. Trouble is they do it better. This is predictable formulaic R&B and the subject? Do I really need to tell you. Richard Blackwood “1 2 3 4 Get with the Wicked” “With the skills I got I should be arrested” how true. He’s no good at comedy and a useless radio presenter. He has to be good at something. It’s not music. He seems to be trying to emulate Will Smith and actually manages to be worse. At least Will Smith has charm. Limp Bizkit (I can’t remember the title but it would do
for most of theirs) Strangely enough I liked Take a Look Around. Surprisingly good for a nu-metal band. Having seen their mistake Limp Bizkit make up for it and return to form. If you don’t like music this is for you. A1 “Heaven by Your Side” (From my sister’s smash Hits CD) Superb. If you`ve been poisoned stick this on. You’ll be throwing it up in no time. Manages what many of us thought impossible. It’s wetter than wetlife. |
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I'm afraid that's it for now. Since I don't actually have the internet myself (yet) you can send any comments, rants and flames to Nick instead. Or if you're Britney Spears ask your record company. |
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