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My imagination can sometimes be plain weird... or scary. Tehehe... There are a lot of things I've erased... And a lot of things I've retained simply because... Nah. Corny kasi tong page na to e! Just... Try to enjoy! -ZAI
XTIAN: ::breathlessly in pain:: Gubs... Go on ahead... I'm badly injured... I can't... make it any longer... You're... on your... own... now...
MBP GUBS: WAIT!! Hang on! You can't die on me now!! NOT HERE AT LEAST!!
XTIAN: I see figures, angels... Oh, the light... I see the light... ::faints::
MBP GUBS: ::slaps Xtian:: FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, CHRISTIAN!! YOU'RE SEEING THE SUN!! STOP WHINING OR I'LL TOSS YOU OFF THIS ROLLER COASTER!!
XTIAN: But I--- :: throws up :: HWAAAAAARKK!!
MBP GUBS: EEEEEYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKK! ::tosses Xtian:: Fine! Now's fine! YOU CAN DIE ON ME NOW!!
ZENORC: :: loud happy voice while prancing:: I'm on the top of the world looting all of creation and the only explanation I caaahahahan fiiiind.... is the love that I've found ever since you've been around!! Loots have put me at the top of the world... :: sighs :: It's a new day!! :: smiles at MBP Gubs :: Hi, Gubs!! Are you glad to see me again?
MBP GUBS: What?
ANGELS: NO!!
ZENORC: It's such a good day! The sun is so nice! The smell of newly sharpened pencils, the sound of books being opened... The day's so nice I could solve for the area and the volume of the Integrated Building and the load needed to lift it to the moon!
DONNA: What the hell is she talking about?
MBP GUBS: Never mind her. She's such a sweet girl I couldn't imagine me hitting her shadow for that matter!
ZENORC: I'm so gay!
MBP GUBS: YOU'RE GAY!!!!?????? ::showers Zenorc with loads of arrows:: DIE!!
ZAI: I think he misunderstood it but... It turned out kinda nice. ::grins::
ANGELS: uh-huh...
DONNA: HEY! What am I doing here, dammit!
ZAI: Nothing. Just wanted to slam you into the picture. I've got nothing to put here yet.
DONNA: Well, then, speed it up, dammit!
ZAI: Fine! BUT STOP SWEARING, DAMMIT!
ZAI: After nearly a year of programming, site is finally uploaded! Rejoice with me, people and let's party!! YAAAAAAAAY!
HEIDEE: WHEEEEEEE!! We have an official website now!
DONNA: YA-HOOOOO!!
JILL: YE-HEEEEEEY!!
ZAI: ::Gains composure:: Anyway, my name is Cyrill Guallevenach, better known as ZaiZai... or simply Zai. I am the creator of this webpage and the Unit's resident ninja girl or kunoichi.
HEIDEE: I'm Heidee! I'm a PINK SWORDMAIDEN! ::swings sword:: WHEEEE!! I LOVE PINK!
JILL: ::gets poked by Heidee:: OW!! ::moves away from Heidee:: I'm Jill and I'm an ASSASSIN-THIEF!!
HEIDEE: Hey... why is this webpage so blue?
DONNA: I'm Donna! And I'm a three-time Women's Basketball MVP and a Rookie-of-the-year!!
HEIDEE: THIS WEBPAGE IS SO BLUE!
DONNA: And I have TERRIFIC HANGTIME! Watch! ::jumps very high::
JILL: ::follows Donna with her eyes:: Uh-oh...
ZAI: Hmmm... I wonder if I could improve the layout for better navigation...
DONNA: (Not coming down yet)
HEIDEE: I thought this was supposed to be Unit Angel's official webpage? Where's all the pinkish stuff!!?
DONNA: (Still not coming down)
JILL: Donna's not coming down yet...
ZAI: I could do some banners later... I wonder if this needs more mulitmedia...
DONNA: (Still up there)
JILL: You think Donna's ever going to come down?
HEIDEE: Who care's about Tinkerdonnabelle! This site needs to be more pink!
DONNA: (Not close to the ground yet)
JILL: I wonder if she uses some kind of pixie dust...
ZAI: Maybe I could use some banners or something...
HEIDEE: Hey!! TURN THIS SITE PINK!
DONNA: (Somewhere above us)
ZAI: The original color combination was black and blue... Pink wasn't taken into consideration until I remembered you... Now where was I? Oh, yes... the banners...
HEIDEE: The banners could be pink!!
ZAI: No, the banners are going to be black...
JILL: Who cares? Can those banners get Donna down from there...?
::Donna comes crashing down::
DONNA: I have terrific hangtime...
JILL: But you have NO landing skills.
HEIDEE: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
ZAI: FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, THE SCROLLBAR IS ALREADY PINK!!
JILL: AAAAAAAH! ZENORC!! ZENORC IS NEAR BOSSING!!
ANGELS: WTF! WTF! WTF! LET'S DISPATCH! ::blasts off to kill some girl (whose name we won't be revealing...)
SENPAI XTIAN: There is something terribly wrong with the Angels, you know...
MASTER GUBS: Is there? They seem perfectly normal to me...
