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Biography of Fat Man With Cape
Real Name: Mr. Bo Jangles
Height: 6'2
Weight: 423 lbs.
Famous Quote: N/A
Finishing Move: The "I will sit on you and make it hurt because I am really fat and the cape adds weight" maneuver

Background Information: Fat Guy w/ A Cape was born into bumhood, he's been a bum his whole life and plans to be a bum forever. He enjoys eating garbage and using whatever money he receives towards a big ol bottle of cheap whiskey. He has a high colesterol and he can hardly move when it comes to wrestling. He only receives a pay of .25 a match and he likes it like that. He is hardcore to the bone, if you can get through his fat to see it. Equipped w/ the lethal "I will sit on you and make it hurt because Im fat and the cape adds weight" he makes all opponents beg for mercy. So watch your ass, because the Fat Man with a cape will hurt you ....I wont say the rest of the moves name...bum bum bum!


If you would like to talk to Fat Man With Cape, you can talk to him on his AIM screen name, which is: BadAssR2K JwF

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