1. So a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"

2. What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

3.What do you cal a boomerang that doesn't come back? A Stick.

4. French toast, bacon, eggs, and toast all walk into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."

5.What do Bugs use Cheerios for? Hoola Hoops.