News
Welcome to my News site. Since my recent rededication to my page, I've decided to keep you all (all three of you that have surfed to my page) informed of the newest additions to my pages, news from the homefront and other related and unrelated crap. Hopefully throw some links to other interesting crap on here too. So here we go,
1-26-2001-I redesigned the front page and am working on major site renovations due to my newfound popularity. Who knew posting pictures of me and my friends at amihotornot.com would cause my site to become so popular among horny young people?
My case in point. Check out what Pezmeister had to say about my site. According to him, he was surfing the web and got "bored" and went to the "biggest waste-of-time site ever, amihotornot.com" presumably to vote 1 for the hot chicks and 10 for the ugly ones. (Sure, we believe you buddy.) Anyway, he then calls my webpage "shoddy" I think. And then goes on to bash everyone for doing exactly the same thing he did. Which is see a hot chick, get his hopes up that he could talk to her, and then find out it was really just some guy posting pictures of his friends. So then he got pissed. And ripped on everyone who had done exactly as he had. Although he's much smarter than all of them, obviously. He figured it all out. Congratulations Matlock.
But, according to him, you're all stupid. Amazing. Even though he did the exact same thing, he's way above the commoners. Anyway, here's his little rant: http://arachnoidweb.com/behavior/posts/216.html.
Be sure to e-mail him as well at particlewalris@hotmail.com. If you want, thank him for all the great site promotion. Any news is good news to me...
7-29-2000-In my quickest turnaround ever, I've got my preliminary Tattoo the Earth tour review from Somerset online. Check it out. And check back after August 12 for my Ozzfest review.
7-24-2000-Well, I'm back. Been a bit. Did anyone miss me? Probably not. Just a quick note to say I will have reviews for the Tattoo the Earth show at Somerset on the 28th and the Ozzfest show from Somerset on the 12th. I have my tickets and are ready to roll. Kick ass eh?
6-1-2000- Happy June. I finally got my X-Fest 7 review online. The show featured bands such as Slipknot, Machine Head, Coal Chamber, Staind, Stone Temple Pilots, Static X, Powerman 5000 and many many more. Read about it now.
5-10-2000- Finally got one of the NWO newsletters online. It's the last one (number 4) and by my reckoning the best. So go check it out. It's still a bit buggy, but I wanted to get it up and then work from there. I'll be adding a new menu at the bottom of every page soon that includes a link to the NWO page(s). Let's hope it works.
5-5-2000- Well, I added a cool new random pick-up line of the day to my drunkfest page. Just hit the refresh button to see a new one. So far we've got 30 of em in there, but I'll be adding more periodically. Just more of an incentive to visit my drunkfest page, especially since there isn't a whole hell of a damn lot on there.
5-1-2000-Happy May Day kids. Although technically it probably isn't May Day anymore. Well, close enough. I'm sure you all (all two of you whose search for porn and MP3 brought you to my site by accident) wonder what the banner on the top of the main page means. Well, basically, Bea (number1.jpg at amihotornot.com) is this girl I met online and she's coming to visit. See, even losers can get chicks if they don't first have to subject the chicks to their godawful looks. Anyway, that countdown is how long (approximately) I have until she shows up. We're both kinda excited: me because she's damn cool and somehow finds me funny; and she because she gets to finally see the world's smallest penis. Woo hoo. I'll soon move the banner to this page though; it seems to fit here more. But first I have to figure out how I got it to work. Which could take some time. I'm a computer fool really.
4-26-2000-Hey hey kids. Well in my effort to upgrade my site I made a few minor changes. I updated all my links, so here's hoping they work. And, maybe most importantly, I dumped my old guestbook and picked up a new one. That old one sucked and looked terrible, so check out the new one and see what you think. That's about it. I'm out.
4-24-2000 Unfortunately, things have gone as well as I'd hoped and I haven't updated much recently. But hey, it's coming. Should be a boatload of new album reviews up soon and with X-Fest 7 and Ozzfest due up this summer, I hope to get those reviews up too. And if that tattoo concert comes to the area, I'll try and see if I can't get onboard that train too. So don't dismay oh readers. New stuff is on the way.
Which reminds me. I just checked out the guestbook and we have two new entries. Needless to say, I was sorta surprised. I didn't think anyone bothered looking at this anymore. Guess I was wrong. In a good way. Anyway, more to come.
1-14-2000 Well, I've moved my site (I figured it would be easier to use a new host than try and change all the mess over at the old site). Eventually, once I get everything good and settled, I'll move it back. But for now, here's my new site. Basically, my revisions were basic. The changes right now were mostly internal, trying to simplify the file structure and make the site easier to navigate. I also got a new html editor which I'm still not fully used to, but it should make things easier to update and change. Which is good. I'm still working on it, my overall goal is to make the site much more graphical and a lot less haphazard. But that could take some time. So I'll just start piecing it together as I go. So that's the news for today. Until next time.
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