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GUARDIAN ANGEL PLAQUE for the elegant front door decoration. Blesses the owner of the house with good luck. Attractive and easy to mount with only a bachelor's degree in architecture and a minor in construction. Requires fifteen ball-peen concrete screws not included.
51KJ0K Guardian Angel Plaque
$15.98
REAL ANGEL straight from Heaven. God sent us these adorable real life angels. And we're selling them really cheap! Each Angel comes complete with wings, halo, and dog tags. May God bless you with one of his magnificent angels! Supplies limited.
R1P0FF Real Angel
$39.99
LATEX HEAD PROTECTION UNIT developed for protecting scientist's head from dangerous fumes. Lack of ventilation caused many fatalities but since we're overstocked, we're slashing prices like crazy! Made from genuine latex rubber.
Y0UD1E Latex Head Protection Unit
Was $2 Now $1
PROFESSIONAL DRINK DISPENSER used in many of the fancier hotels and exclusively by the rich and glamorous, this one of a kind drink dispenser brings that much needed touch of sophistication to any get together.
THAZ51K Professional Drink Dispenser
$29.99
BABY SEAL SEAT PILLOW stuffed full of authentic baby seal! Soft! Biodegradable! Safe for the environment!
DED5EEL Dead Seal Seat Pillow
$10.99
 COW BRAIN COZY is the perfect place to store that spare brain. Adorable cow makes great gift too!
0H1CK Cow Brain Cozy
$8.98
 MEN'S CHEST ENHANCER used for years in England to enhance the chests of nobility. Great price!
XDRE55 Men's Chest Enhancer
$9.99
FECES FACE HAIR REMOVER™  used for years in French salons to remove unwanted hair off face. Works instantly! Contains 100% human fecal matter! 
5H1T0NY00 Feces Face Hair Remover™
$21.95
 BEAUTIFYING CATTLE PROD helps remove unsightly blemishes and other skin problems with the soothing power of all-natural 500°+ heating surface! Great for him and her!
000UCH Beautifying Cattle Prod
$20.90
 CONDOM VOMITING PIG is a charming bedside companion that not only will amuse, but helps promote safe sex. Buy one for the kids! They'll love the adorable pink pig and its cute little rubbers!
WR0N6 Condom Vomiting Pig
$15.99
 CONDOM VOMITING COW is just like the condom vomiting pig! It dispenses helpful prophylactics, and looks darling on the night stand. Refillable. Adorable. Buy one for Grandma too.
WR0N62 Condom Vomiting Cow
$15.99
EVIL SPIRIT DEFLECTION SHIELD is an easy to install way to prevent demonic possession at home. Cleansing asbestos window clings ward off Satan's Hellspawn and help keep you on the road to salvation.
BOGU5 Evil Spirit Deflection Shield
$15.98
 DISPENS-A-MATIC™ is a helpful addition to any shower. At the touch of a button, it dispenses handfuls of Wine, Pepto Bismol™, or AntiFreeze (not included) which comes quite in handy.
W0RTHLE55 Dispens-A-Matic™ 
$15.99
FRAN ALLISON'S DIRTY PHONICS TV COURSE HOME VIDEO is the perfect way to teach those kids to read, using phonics! Unlike other Phonics videos, Fran keeps children's attention with obscene language and dirty jokes! Fun for the whole family!
D1RTY Dirty Phonics Video 
$10.99
 
THE MIRACLE OF LIFE HOME VIDEO is sure to educate everyone on how a baby is born from conception to birth. Hosted by Margot Kidder with commentary by Ned Nedmiller, this originally aired on "Poorly Researched Theatre." Learn how the umbilical cord is really a rubber band nose ring and much more in this informative video!
CR0KA5H1T Miracle of Life Video
$10.99
AUTHENTIC WHITE SLAVE is certain to bring hours of fun and entertainment! He cooks and cleans and takes care of the kids! Supplies limited. Void where prohibited by law.
B0NDA6E White Slave 
$199.99
 HEROIN USER ARMBAND is an excellent and attractive way for the heroin addict in your family to shoot up and look fashionable at the same time.
AD1CT Heroin User Armband
$15.98
 COCAINE STORAGE UNITS help the cocaine addict in your family to store their cocaine in these delightful storage containers.
ADD1CT Cocaine Storage Units
$8.92
 DOOR JAM STICK-ON STRIPS apply easily and quickly, sealing cold or warm air from entering house. Also prevents door from being opened. Disembodied hands not included.
DEC1ET Door Jam Stick-On Strips
$5.90
CARAMEL-FLAVORED FLOOR MAT tastes like rich, creamy caramel and helps prevent troublesome slips and slides. Clings to nearly any carpeted surface.
D15GU5T Caramel-Flavored Door Mat
$10.99
 INTELLIGENCE ENHANCER utilizes the latest in blowdryer technology to enhance your intelligence. Simply place this attractive cap on your head, stick the dryer nozzle in the hole, turn on the hairdryers, and you go from drooling ninny to Mathematical Genius in a matter of minutes.
L1E5 Intelligence Enhancer 
$25.89
BODY CONDOM can be worn over clothing to protect you from the dangers of AIDS. Lubricated and also available ribbed. Please specify color (Black, Green, Blue, Glo-in-the-dark, or Polka-Dot).
5TUP1D Body Condom
$5.90
IRON PENDULUM combines household clothes iron with decorative pendulum that will delight children and amuse visitors. Just turn the iron on, give it a swing, and watch as gravity does a graceful dance for you. Iron, ironing board and first aid kit not included. 
DAN6ER0U5 Iron Pendulum
$5.59
HOLIDAY YARD DECORATION is a festive way to celebrate any holiday whether it be Christmas, St. Patrick's Day, or Yom Kippur. Simply have your name legally changed to "Smith" and this rabbit will welcome every visitor on every holiday.
JU5DUM Holiday Yard Decoration
$8.99
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