this is PJ. Hail the Mocker!
this is PJ. Hail the Mocker!
On Murder...
"Try to kill people quickly. It's just as inconsiderate to torture people
to death as it is to torture them with a long boring story about your
psychiatric problems."
On Rape...
"Rape is extremely rude. Rape is a complete and total violation of the
privacy of an individual. Despite the fact that complete and total violation
of privacy of individuals is one of our socitey's most popular and
fashionable pastimes, rape is still considered rude. This is because rape shows the ignorance of the rapist.
If the rapist had pursued the more accepted frms of privacy invasion he would know
all the intimate details of his intended victim's life. When you find
that much out about most people these days, you don't even want to shake their hands,
let alone chase them down the street."
On Masochism...
Masochists are people who have pain confused with pleasure. In a society which has television confused with
entertainment, Doritoes confused with food, and Dan Quayle confused with
a national political leader, masochists are clearly less mixed up than the
rest of us."
On The Death Sentence...
If you live in a state with capital punishment, try to think up something piqant to say on your way to the gas chamber. 'See you in hell, Mom, ' is nice. Things like
'My only regret is that I have but one life to give for my country' or 'Don't stop to mourn, organize' sound too stiff for what's basically an informal situation."
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