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| Hello: My name is Starla, I am a human She-male. This is a list of my hobbies and interests: -Putting dangerous/deadly insects and snakes in peoples shoes/beds/cars -Throwing rocks at people bending over -Eating ice cream really really fast to get an ice headache -Laughing when people get hurt -Watching Disney movies in the dark to get adrenaline rushes -Getting drunk off of non-alcoholic booze -Fighting my addiction of coughdrops -Playing with cat toys -Laughing at sad movies -Chewing the ends off of the free give away pens and then putting them back -Asking people for spare change -Asking the all knowing 8 ball my deepest thoughts -Staring at the clouds from my asylum window -Teaching kids how to have fun with fire -Accusing people for passing gas that they did not pass -Going to AA meetings just for the free beer -Dancing like a boy band member and falling on my ass -Trying to use big sophistimicated words -Smashing fruits/vegetables like my hero, Gallagher -Laughing like Beavis and Butthead -Telling teachers they are wrong even though they are right -Singing "I'm too Sexy" at keroke and dedicating it to my grandparetns at their anniversery -Going around saying "PRAISE JESUS" -Accusing people on the street of reading my mind -Asking people on the street if my pants make my ass look big -Copyrighting words I did not come up with -Immitating the Weakest Link Woman -Wearing Power Ranger PJ's and walking around mumbling to myself -Embarassing my friends/family -Dreaming of other people's fantasies -Calling up local news stations and giving them false reports -Doing anything in a Mentose ad -Singing along to sitcom and commercial songs -Pointing at my reflection and laughing -Talking to people using Morse Code -Walking around Wal-Mart with my friend talking of when my/her baby is due -Making fun of myself -Pretending I'm choking at restaraunts and then saying "Just Kidding" -Talking about the good ol' days in Vietnam -Kicking the asses of the evil crime doers -Telling kids that if you play with it, it will fall off -Looking bad guys in the eyes and telling them in my cold voice; I am Batman -Picking up scraps of bread people throw on the ground for the birds and yelling at them for littering, then walking off eating the bread myself -Going to movies and rudely blurting out the ending to the people in line for the next show -Going into furniture stores and falling asleep on the beds -Giving away tickets to the talk show I do not have -Dressing up like a doctor and telling people they have 6 months to live -Asking peole if they are celebrity look alikes -Confusing the drunks with questions that have no answer -Going fishing in the creek for dead bodies -Standing on the corner handing out campaign buttons to get Nixon re-elected, -Doing bad impersonations of foreign dictaries Working on my Dead Monkey Porn site -Telling people that I was the one that came up with the idea for a T.V. show and that the corprate bastards stole my idea -Asking people if they can "Smell what the Rock is cooking?" -Grabbing my crotch area like Micheal Jackson -Eating Sod -Smacking people's faces and screaming "ARE YOU NUCKING FUTS???" -Standing on my knees and saying "Whatchoo talkin' bout, Willis?" -Electrocuting myself -Testing out knives on my skin to see if they are sharp enough -Mixing accents to confuse the pizza guy -Making and enforcing my own laws -Holding conversations with myself -Faking my own death -Watching bad low budget movies -Making dogs pay to screw my dog -Putting on fake nails and lunging at peoples eyes -Quoting Judge Judy -Finding new fascinating uses for duct tape -Telling people I've been on tour with certian bands before -Using rubberbands as weapons -Grabbing cops' guns and acting innocent about it -Eating mace on everything -Using lysol room freshener for deoderant just to enjoy the burning sensation on my flesh, Using metaphors that make absolutely no sense -Welding shitty CD's together to make abstract art -Doing Xena's war cry -Naming all the reasons AOL is #1 -Talking like Bob Dylan -Putting fake S.O.S. messages in bottles and throwing them into the sea -Pointing up and saying in a British accent "Look Mommy, there's an airplain up in the sky." -Talking in my own made up language and getting mad when people don't know what I'm speaking about -Trying to finish other people's sentences -Talking like Linda Blair in the "Excorsist" -Giving strangers the "Evil Eye" -Talking like Steven Hawking over the telephone to wrong numbers -Telling everyone I am bestest friends with Rami Jaffee -Telling people that I am totally sure the Communist party will win the next presidential election -Bragging that I have seen the movie "101 Dalmations" 101 times -Playing internet bingo with the gang -Holding interesting conversations with my goldfish -Soaking stuffed animals in gasoline and watching them go up in flames -Dressing up in a cardboard robot costume and going down the street screaming "I AM IRON MAN!" -Pointing up at buildings and shouting "GODZILLA!!!" -Putting toe-tags on sleeping people -Licking department store walls -Dressing up like a bum and walking closely behind people -Doing horrible weak impressions of Barry White -Pickling everything that goes bad in the refrigerator and then selling it as herbal dietary supplements -Doing everything the legendary Martha Stewart would do -Burping the alphabet -Telling people that the picture at the top is really me -Literally trying to fry eggs on the side walk on hot days -Tipping plastic models of cows over -Hopscotching with jump ropes on the roof -Oinking at cops -Telling children there is a Satan and his name is Santa -Dumpster diving -Sticking titles of songs into everyday conversation as metaphors and similies -Eating non eatable materials -Building StarTrek ships out of toothpicks -Stalking wanna be celebrities -Talking dirty to the phone operator recording -Seeing how much water a tampon can hold -BBQin road-killed squirrels on my truck engine -Faking acid trips -Head-banging to PBS show themes -Sitting in bathroom stalls acting like I'm constipated -Chasing mice -Touching Man-boobs -Asking the all knowing Gatorade bottle questions about the future -White water rafting in the bathtub -Sniffing people and saying that they smell like old man -Popping bubble paper -Tipping over Porta-potties -Licking people -Drawing Jap anime in vulgar displays on the walls of public restrooms -Playing a MEAN air guitar -Hanging out with Hugh the big red trashcan -COLLECTING NIPPLES -Raping Bags |