Before I tell all of you about the history of Mars and my troubling story, I will briefly tell you about myself. The name is Lyzard Yngletru. To tell my true age would be embarrassing. I came to the Planet Earth for the second time on February 10, 1984 as a baby to two wonderful parents. Originally I am a marfly that lives on the planet Mars. Some of my favorite activities on Mars are the following: flirting with all the guys, watching a Martian movie at the cinema, and hanging around with all my fellow mayflies. Being on Mars is so great because of all the guys. This is truly a guy's world! Mars is a Jewish planet and quite advanced. Before humans were flying to the moon and trying to invade my home-planet of Mars, Martians were flying around the universe in spaceships of our own! Two thousand years ago in Mars there was a war between two sets of Jews. On my home-planet we call it The Great Civil War. It lasted 500 years! Strict Jews vs. Conventional Jews! The United States thinks their Civil War was bad! The War finally ended with a peace treaty that said the Conventional Jews have to leave and establish their own community. The outcasted Jews built a spaceship to fit all the followers and the departing was extremely sad. The main difference between Martian Jews and human Jews are the following: Earthling Jews believe that a Messiah is coming that will save them from Original sin and Martians don't believe in a Messiah. They both have the same Torah except for some Prophets. I myself was a Strict Jew and proudly fought the Conventional Jews in The Great Civil War. Then I did some studying of the Torah and a vision came to me in a dream one night. This was about 90 B.C now. The dream went like the following: There was a Virgin named Mary on Earth that became pregnant by the Holy Spirit. Her fiancé decided to divorce her quietly but he had a dream not to. The angel told Joseph something abut fulfilling the prophesy in the Torah. Joseph and Mary got married. Nine months later Mary had a baby boy in a manger at a town called Bethlehem in Israel on Earth. Then I woke up and that dream started an intensive study of the Torah. By my intensive two year study and superb math skills figured out when the baby boy was to be born. I tried to explain to the Jewish elders about the prophesies of a Messiah, but they would not listen! I got in so much trouble that if I didn't stop with the “nonsense” I would have gone to jail! I agreed but secretly I made plans for a special pilgrimage. I designed and built a spaceship to disguise to look like a star. Then the day came for lift off! My parents were proud of my persistence. It was an extremely long journey! What I found funny is on my journey I found with my binoculars three kings on a pilgrimage going to the same place. They started following me to Bethlehem! When I finely got to Bethlehem and it was the most beautiful scene I ever saw! I took a few pictures of the Nativity disguised as a shepherd. Yes, Martians can do that too! I even could communicate with a shepherd! After adoring the child named Jesus by his mother Mary I beamed back to my star spaceship for the long journey back to Mars. On the Planet Mars I started to be a Martian Jesus. I did not know the complete message of the human Jesus so I decided to make another trip to Earth. This time I stayed in Israel for 40 human years! Witnessing the crucifixion of Jesus Christ was very sad. But I am so glad that Yahweh sent His only son as a baby to live and grow on Earth. Then to die for our sins! I of course did not understand everything back then, but later on. After 40 years as a human I took the long journey back to Mars again! Now I can preach the real message of love from Jesus Christ! There are Christians on Mars now because of me! But I got in trouble again with the Jewish elders. I was “thrown out” of my own home-planet! Earth became my new home! I donut want to bore you with my life on Earth except I died in Rome martyred for the Catholic Church in 117. Today I am a Catholic saint named St. Cecilia, patroness of music, which I find quite funny. Being reincarnated I was born again in 1984 and have two wonderful parents named John and Maria. Since I have been born again on Earth and Baptized Catholic I am a full-fledged Earthling. Another funny coincidence about my recent life is that I am an accomplished piano and clarinet player! But I still get homesick for Mars. I cannot go back because the Martians “kicked me out” of my original home-planet! But right now I am so blessed! To have two wonderful parents, raised in the Catholic religion, and in High School to have found my friends and UOPS