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These quotes are from different videogames, both from the PC and console. I've gathered these from different magazines (such as PSM), different sites all over the internet, and from the games themselves. Some of these quotes aren't actually from the videogame, but what someone said about a game. "Nature calls? It's in the back," - Dante, to Trish, just after she comes crashing into his 'shop' on a motorcycle. "Sword? Haha. Time to go to work guys!" - Dante from Devil May Cry, as he whips out his pistols Ebony and Ivory. This is said just after Trish asks 'Didn't your daddy ever teach you how to use a sword?' "Servin' it up..... dinna's served!" - Ghetto chick as you perform the 'Dinner's Served' dunk in NBA Street. "Memories are great, but that's all they are." - Rikku from Final Fantasy X "..................I'm still thinkin' about that." - Cid, from Final Fantasy VII, after giving a big long speech about going on even when it seems like all hope is lost. Barret asks him how they're gonna protect the planet from meteor, and that's the reply Cid gives. You've really got to play through the scene in the game to get the real humor out of it. The text from the whole scene can be found here. "Master, sir, did you just see my MAD SKILLZ!?" - Hammer from Xenogears "Doesn't this just beat all?" - Rei from Breath of Fire III "All things begin with Nu and end with Nu." - Chrono Trigger "My name is Gato. I have metal joints. Beat me up and earn 15 silver points." - Gato, Lucca's training robot from Chrono Trigger. "I lost. You won. Here's 15 points. Now wasn't that fun?" - Gato again, after you beat the crap out of him. "Ooo, soft!" - Zidane, from Final Fantasy IX (I'm not gonna explain this one, but those of you who've played FFIX should remember it.) "Let's mosey" - Cloud, from Final Fantasy VII "Peace is but a shadow of death desperate to forget its painful past" - Kuja, from Final Fantasy IX "I had a good feeling!" - Final Fantasy Tactics "Whatever." - Squall, from Final Fantasy VIII "That's because... I am! a man! of the sea!" - Captain of the Thames, from Xenogears "Rally-ho!" - Dwarves from Final Fantasy IX "WAKE UPPPP!!!" - Toe Jam and Earl, when Toe Jam/Earl fall asleep after you leave the controller alone for too long. "Damn." - Solid Snake, from Metal Gear Solid "All Your Base are Belong to Us." - Do you even need to ask? "Have you seen my chao thing? It's round and squishy." - Chao from Chao Adventure 2. (A VMU game where you raise a chao.) This quote had me laughing so friggin hard people at school were looking at me funny.
All of the following came from somewhere on IGN. They used to have a quotes section on one of their websites, and I read through all of them one day and copied the ones that I thought were good. I'm not sure if the site is still around or not, but anyway, here's the quotes: "Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats." - Howard Aiken "Beware the lollipop of mediocrity. Lick once and you suck forever." -- Anonymous "Work like you don't need the money, Love like you've never been hurt, and Dance like nobody's watching." -- Anonymous “It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.” - Anonymous "Sanity is Overrated" -- Anonymous I don't care if he is evil, you don't give a man a shot in the pills. It's just not cricket, baby." -- Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me "Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind--listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody." -- Eubie Blake "You, yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection." -- Buddha "If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?" -- Lily Tomlin "Where shall I begin, please your Majesty? he asked. Begin at the beginning the King said, gravely, and go on till you come to the end: then stop." -- Lewis Carroll "Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could; some blunders and absurdities have crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; you shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense." -Ralph Waldo Emerson "Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." -- Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882) "There is no point at which you can say, 'Well, I'm successful now. I might as well take a nap.'" - Carrie Fisher "Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back." - Maximus, Gladiator "You must be master and win, or serve and lose, grieve or triumph, be the anvil or the hammer." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (German poet), Der Gross-Cophta "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." -- John Andrew Holmes "Good luck beats early rising." -- Irish Proverb "The tongue is more to be feared than the sword." -- Japanese Proverb "When you are content to be simply yourself and don't compare or compete, everybody will respect you." -- Lao-Tzu "As soon as you have made a thought, laugh at it." -- Lao-Tzu (c. 570 BC), Chinese philosopher "Whatever you are, be a good one." - Abraham Lincoln "If things seem to be going your way, you obviously have no idea what the hell is going on." - Murphy’s Law ”The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently.” -- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844 - 1900) "Life is too short for stress." - Leah Reich, IGN For Men "Get busy living, or get busy dying." --from The Shawshank Redemption, spoken by Morgan Freeman's character Red "If something’s hard to do, then it’s not worth doing. You just stick that guitar in the closet next to your short wave radio, your karate outfit, and your unicycle, and we’ll go inside and watch TV." --Homer Simpson "I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here." -- Homer Simpson “Each man must look to himself to teach him the meaning of life. It is not something discovered; it is something molded.” -- Antoine de St. Exupery, Wind, Sand and Stars "If you can't convince them, confuse them." -- Harry S. Truman "Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you." -- Unknown "Self-confidence is believing that you can do everything right. Egotism is believing that you can do nothing wrong." - Mike Bailey
"Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the wise cannot see all ends." -- Gandalf the Grey, from JRR Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings (I got this quote from Mithrandir, a member of the PVP forums.) "You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe." -- SuudarSilentfury, a friend from Everquest. This quote it his sig on our guild's forums. "Hey, watch this!" - Famous last words. "Wanna get high?" - Towelie, from South Park "Hey Drew, press triangle." - Inside joke, don't ask. "Gravity's a myth. The earth sucks!" - A friend of mine. "As far as I see it, pain is something that lets me know I'm alive." - Me
One night my friend Henry and I started making a list of random quotes, thoughts, petpeeves, or whatever else we thought might be fun to put in a list of randomness.We deemed it The List I took out some of the dumber and more obscure quotes. Also, we don't necessarily agree with everything on The List. I understand that some things on here may sound offensive to some people, but please understand that we don't mean to offend anyone. These are just our opinons
"So you're a feminist? Thats cute." "God *was* my co-pilot. Until we crashed in the mountains and I
had to eat him." Fat people are harder to kidnap . Keep honking, I'm reloading. (in REAL small text) "If you can read this, I could slam on the
brakes and sue you." If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?
Help Wanted: Minion Screw World Peace- Visualize using your Turn Signal for once Would you be able to drive better if I shoved that cell phone up your
ass?" "Save gas, fart in a jar" "Welcome to L.A...now go home" "When you leave town, do us a favor...bring someone with you !" This car is protected by the anti-theft sticker Jesus Loves You. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole
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